up music lovers, club hoppers, fly-girls and homeboyz?
It's time to put something in the wind and roll wit' me.
I'm about to take you on a trip through the local and
national entertainment scene. I will also give you the
411 about Snoop Dogg's new cut that's clownin' Suge Night
in a major way. But first...........
I take a real cool look at things around town, I am
beginning to notice that Portland, Oregon is slowly
but surely about to become one of the next music meccas
of our time. There are some real tight recording artists
here that if given the chance to be on a major label
would be sure to blow up! Big concert promoters are
also finding a great deal of success in the Portland
music market. The cool thing about this is that we
will be able to check out artists and groups that
have normally skipped over P-Town.
though Jammin 95.5 has had it's share of critics (including
myself), they still play a major roll in giving the city
that musical boost it was missing for years. Their DJs
have also played a huge part in the recent success of
some of the nightclubs in Portland, Vancouver and Salem.
I have also noticed that there has been a lot less drama
at the clubs lately. It's like people are finally starting
to party again and let all the bullshit go!
Portland is an international city, the variety of beautiful
women is something that continues to shock the shit out
of most out-of-towners. That's one of the main reasons
I chose to add the "Honey of Month" article to my monthly
The National Stiznuff
Kelly, better known as R.Kelly, is back in the headlines
and it's not because of his music. Homeboy is already
facing 21 counts of child pornography, but now he's
facing 12 more. Recently while filming a video in Miami,
FL, Rob was arrested at his hotel and charged for more
porno offenses. Police found 12 photos of a young nekkid
chick at R.Kellys house. Three of the pictures show
him and this girl doing some thangz and the other nine
are of her booty-butt-nekkid. Each picture is considered
a felony with a maximum punishment of 5 years a pop.
If convicted on these new charges, Rob could be facing
up to 60 years in prison. There ain't that much freaky
shit in the world that would make me give my life to
the feds. This cat needs to start checking I.D.s or
somethin' 'cause he's about to be assed out for real!
He is currently out of jail after posting $12,000 bail.
His first trial hasn't even started yet and now this.
He is this month's official winner of the "What the
Fuck Were You Thinking?" award. Good luck at your trials,
Martinez, the sexy hip-hop diva, has just announced
that she is about to be a mama. She hasn't revealed
who the baby's daddy is, but after checking out her
new video "Take You Home" it appears that Angie is not
just bold and to the point, baby girl is horny as all
hell. Listen to her words. According to her record label,
Nokio from the group Dru Hill is the lucky bastard and
poppa to be. I'll keep you posted. Congrats girl!
Dogg has recently released one of his best albums
in a while entitled Paid tha Cost To Be da B0$$.
The Dogg Father is in rare form on this one. You can
tell he took his time on it and isn't holding anything
back. His album is currently #14 on the Billboard
Hot 100 charts. One of the songs that really got my
attention was a joint called "Pimp Slapp'd" The whole
song is about how Snoop feels about his former boss,
Deathrow's Suge Night. Snoop has never lyrically lashed
out at Mr. Night until now. He's calling dude every
name in the book, challenging him to a fight, revealing
Suge's other name, and basically telling him how he
couldn't believe some of shit that Snoop said, but
my boy got heart! If you haven't heard it yet, you're
missing out. Mr. Doggy Dogg is this month's winner
of the "I've Got KING-KONG BALLS" award!!!
Kidman was recently seen shopping in NYC with
the debonair rapper Q-Tip. According to
witnesses the two of them were holding hands,
exchanging kisses and hugs, and basically not
given a damn about who saw them. It was also reported
that Nicole appeared to be extremely happy. My
guess is that Q put his Tip in that "Vibrant Thang"
and gave her ass new life. As for Ms. Kidman's
ex hubby Tom Cruise, it has been rumored that
he is seriously taking on a recording career and
has been working on his new album I Got the
Baby Mama Blues. His first single is called
"She Went Black and Ain't Came Back." I'll let
you know when it hits the streetz. Yeah right!!
The "Honey of the Month"
This month's award goes to the beautiful Kiona
of Club Exotica International. Not only is she
fine, but this honey is also highly intelligent.
She is a student by day and a dancer by night.
Kiona recently got her MA at the Concord Career
Institute and will soon be going back to school
to get her RN. She will definitely be the sexiest
nurse in the business. You go baby!!!!
Biggest Party in FEBRUARY...
...taking place Sunday, February 16th inside
the V.I.P. Room of Club Exotica. Featuring Deejay
Joe T spinning all the latest cuts, reggae,
R&B and old school hip-hop. The party will
be hosted by your's truly and you know how I
get down. Lots of fun wit absolutely no bullshit!
Dress to Impress!! 21 and over. I'll see you
Don't forget to check me out in next month's
I'll catch you up on all the latest local
and national music news. I'll have photos
of the 112, Avant, and MR Cheeks concert and
afterparty. I'll also be featuring a new "Honey
of the Month" so if you know someone that
you think qualifies, email me and tell me
why. Feel free to join my mailing list. If
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