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: March 2003: The
It was a
pretty busy month for me but I was still able to
get my party on! In this issue of "Whatz Crackin'"
I'll give you an inside look at Girls Night Out
at Club Exotica's V.I.P. Room. It was definitely
crackin'! I will also be addressing some issues
that I have with the way some of these Portland
nightclubs have been treating the brothers. Our
music is making them money, but we are continuously
getting treated like shit at the door. Can you say
"Stereo Typed"? I'll also fill you in on the cool
thangz that are happening around town as well as
on the national scene.
was a cool mixture of cool people, in a cool place,
having a cool time. I haven't had that much fun
in a while. If you missed it, you've probably heard
about it. It was everything that a party should
be. Even the security catz were dancin' wit' honeys.
Party Girlz Entertainment promoted the event and
plan to continue their mission to kick it every
Sunday Night in the V.I.P. Room of Club Exotica
International. D.J. Joe T. was in rare form!!! This
cat played all the cutz, new and old school. He
kept it jumpin' all night! The crowd consisted of
a great variety of people having a blast. From older
white catz in business suits to Hip-Hop heads in
throw-backs, various nightclub owners, recording
artists and some of the sexiest women in Oregon.
They were all there and it was all to the good!!!
Just take a look at some of the flicks.... Make
sure you're at the next one!!! It's gonna be crackin'
every Sunday Night. Big ups to Sonni at N-Style
Photography for the snap shots. Ooooh Weeeeh!!!
all, this does not apply to all the clubs that play
Hip-Hop music to draw their crowds. Mainly it's
aimed towards a couple of places that I recently
went to and was treated real fucked up at the door.
I have always respected clubs that know how to treat
people, and sincerely appreciate your business.
These two spots have very little respect for the
culture of people that their musical format attracts.
It's like if I was to throw a country western party
and not let anyone in that had on a cowboy hat or
snakeskin boots. That wouldn't even be cool, plus
it doesn't make any sense.
Let me break
it down even more. These two clubs play 75% rap
music and 25% other songs in between. They have
signs at the front the read NO Tennis Shoes, NO
Ball caps, NO sweat suits, and NO athletic apparel.
Now think about the clothing worn by most rappers
and people that are into Hip-Hip. They wear tennis
shoes, ball-caps, sweat suits, and athletic apparel.
At one of the locations mentioned above, I was told
that I couldn't get in the club because my pants
were too baggy. It's like they didn't want a brothers
ballz to have any breathing room. Plus J.Mack does
not own a pair of tight ass, nut suffocatin', wrangler
jeans. This by the way is what this mutha-fucka
had on. The other club had a doorman/ security guard/
hater who told me I couldn't get in the club because
of my dada loafers. I told him "your sign says no
tennis shoes". He was still trippin'!!! The cold
part about this situation is that the same little
buster, two weeks prior to this incident,, let me
in the club wearing the same pair of shoes. He had
to have been one of the dumbest haters I've ever
met in life. He is also this month's recipient of
the "Bass Ackward Award". Hatred and stupidity had
him in a headlock and wouldn't let him go. This
cat needs love. Somebody hug 'm and tell that all
black men in baggy clothes and shoes that he can't
pronounce aren't out to kill 'm, or start any problems.
It's OK...Don't be scared!!!
is much more than pocket change. After receiving
$1,000,000 to sign with Eminem's label, this cat
has not looked back. His new album GET RICH or
DIE TRYIN' was recently released and it's been
selling out everywhere!!! Nightclubs, radio stations,
and T.V. shows got 50 Cent's shit on and crackin'!
The album has had record-breaking sales and is holdin'
it down on the charts. He hasn't gone on a tour
yet, but he just performed at a big party in Atlanta,
Ga. It was hosted by our 2 favorite crack-heads,
Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston. Imagine that!!!
Tyson won't fight. Damn!!! Whatz really crackin'?
I can't believe this fight got canceled. The notorious
ear nibbler backed out of it because of an apparent
illness. Then the day after, he decided that it's
back on. Clifford Etienne, who Mike was
to fight, said it was too late because people
in his camp had already left Memphis, TN, where
the bout was to be held. It had been reported
that Iron Mike had to break major bread with Uncle
Sam and wouldn't really make any money off this
fight. People in his camp also said that the ex-champ
had been acting real strange. That might explain
my boy's new tattoo on the side of his grill???
"Whether you fight or not I'll be prayin' for
you dogg." ONE!!!
has a Look-a-Like that has been hittin' bank licks
in the New Jersey Area. F.B.I officials said this
cat his hit over 10 banks for about $30,000. When
the description of the suspect was released, one
of the agents commented that he resembled the
rapper Eminem. Either Slim has a twin somewhere
out there, or he's a lot more Shady than I thought.
& Janet Jackson- No!!!! Hell no!!! Say
it ain't so!!! Tell me it's just some old bullshit
rumors. I'm having a real hard time trying to
figure this one out. Recently Jermaine Dupri of
So So Def Records confirmed that him and Janet
Jackson are definitely dating. FUUUUUCK!!! I'm
not being a hater, but isn't that an odd ass couple?
Just thinking about her doin' it to him gives
me a headache and I can't stop my fist from balling
up. I'm really trippin' y'all. In an interview
with Honey Magazine, Jermaine Dupri said,
"I love the way I feel when I'm around her." It
must be real fuckin' nice dude! As for you, Ms.
Jackson, I refuse to give up on you girl. I still
love you boo. Just don't get mad at me for given
you this month's "I GAVE COOCHEE TO A TROLL" award.
I need some weed. I'll Holla!
Honey of the Month--Ms. Dominique of the Party
Honey was selected because she is supa-dupa cool
to kick it wit. She also was the life of the party
at "Girlz Nite Out," and for her to be as fly
as she is, she is still down to earth. I dig that!
I'll be hosting "GIRLZ NITE OUT" with D.J. Joe
T. inside the VIP Room of Club Exotica. OooooH
March 13th I'll be at the same location, but this
time I'll be performing LIVE wit' new joints I
recorded in L.A.
March 15th The Jam Stand @ MONTEGO'S
have someone you think should be the Honey of
the Month. Reach me and tell me why! Or if you
would like more information about my parties,
or if you just want to say what up, reach me at
Month, Y'all Keep It Crackin'!!!
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