: March 2003: The Jack Shack
prison warden at the Maximum Security
Prison for Troubled Females in DP
PENITENTIARY is an enlightened
and caring official. He seeks only to
rehabilitate wayward girls, not lock them
up and throw away the key. Therapy of
a special kind is in order, the warden
tells porn newcomer Keegan Skky.
Keegan has a face exuding pouty innocence
and the sweet silky tang of a girl whose
vulnerabilities might easily be exploited.
So she seems taken aback when the warden
says the "the female species thinks with
I never considered that delicate area
between the glory hole and the booty hole
to be a place where a woman hides her
most intimate thoughts, but let's give
porn some leeway in the where-might-the-mind-be-located
department. I mean over the centuries
philosophers have located the mind in
the head, the heart, the liver, and floating
around outside the body. So why not a
Sitting behind his desk pouring over Keegan's
rap sheet, the warden, who woefully lacks
an ounce of acting ability, explains the
prison program in great detail. It's quite
funny, really, the guy sputtering out
lines while Keegan Skky sits there batting
her eyelashes, probably wondering if this
dude can walk and talk at the same time.
The warden says female prisoners' taints
must be massaged so "the lesser sex can
become more docile." This rehabilitation
program is then pursued with a vengeance.
Keegan and a couple of other porn prisoners,
Lena Ramon and Gabriella Banks, are decked
out in chain gang black-and-white striped
uniforms. After the preliminary taint
therapy, the trio of bad girls gets treated
to a lengthy series of double penetrations
in their jail cells by the guards.
While watching the DP's roll across the
screen around three in the morning, I
glanced out my office window on the corner
of 7th and Market and saw the SFPD in
action. This is Drug Central in San Francisco
and a cop was trying to subdue a scraggly
white woman who was putting up a fight.
He tried to get her arm behind her back,
she twisted away and slapped him. Another
cop got out of a patrol car, ran over
and helped wrestle her to pavement, legs
kicking in the air. Her taint must have
exploded on crack. They finally cuffed
her and took her away in the patrol car.
I slipped in PERVERTED STORIES 7.
sitting in a jail cell calmly smoking
a cigarette. Not a lot of smoking in porn
nowadays and this scene has a touch of
fetish smoking to it, but they could have
gone a lot further with that. Liza's enjoying
her last cigarette before the plundering
begins and her taint is very mellow. She's
wearing a thin gold dress and mesh stockings.
The camera does a lot of slow pans up
legs and there's a great transition
where she's sucking on a cigarette,
turns slightly and she's sucking on
a cock. It's like the cigarette turns
into a cock.
The other segments in Perverted 7
are so-so. There's Dalny Marga, covered
with whipped cream, lying on her back
with her neck turned back while a guy
in a mask pounds her lips with his floppy
ten-incher. Later Julie Rage is out
in the desert getting analed while some
guy runs around with a couple of skulls.
I anticipated the skulls would eat Julie
out but perhaps that's in the next perverted
features a series of spangled porn queens
all going through the same routine--sucking,
gagging, clam digging, butt fucking
and trying to fit a purple dildo in
the perfect butthole. The best segment
belongs to Rosanna De La Vega, a dark-eyed,
round-faced wonder who begs the tool
man to choke her with his stoker. Which
Flat-chested, fine boned Jasmine Lynn
gobbles away on a trio of deeply rammed
dicks with unsurpassed glory in Joey
Silvera's NEW GIRLS 2.
A half-dozen other new girls, who seem
to have had LOTS of rehearsal time prior
to their debut in the face-fucking world
of porn, provide enough sexual variety
to satisfy the tastes of any social
retard dreaming of the real thing.
PENITENTIARY * JM Productions * www.jerkoffzone.com
STORIES 7 * JM Productions * www.jerkoffzone.com
* Le Wood Productions * www.missfrancescale.com
GIRLS 2 * Evil Angel * www.evilangel.com
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