Toe suckers unite! You
have nothing to lose unless you want your quiet rapture
to remain a secret reserved for the few who share
your devotion to feet. A survey some years back noted
only six percent of American men regard footsies as
a hot zone. Perhaps this number has increased given
the number of web sites devoted to foot lust.
One site, footlust.net, has a foot cam for live action
and a foot chat
room where you can meet like-minded friends who will
offer to prance and flex their tasty toes for you.
Or maybe a toe painting. Or service a stocking fetish.
And the Dirty Feet of the Week feature will certainly
be a turn-on. Many such sites exist. After logging
onto footlust, my screen was inundated with so many
offers for foot sites that it took me ten minutes
to get rid of all the ads!
Seeking to discover
the root attraction to feet, I sought out an explanation
in Diary of a Seducer by the Danish philosopher
Søren Kierkegaard. The book, written in 1843,
is a thinly disguised diary of a young man with tastes
much like the author who is best known for the "leap
of faith" as a way to find God. Seems there's a leap
after toes as well.
The young man writing
the diary is concerned with the proper way for a young
woman to jump down from the steps of carriages which
are so poorly constructed the only graceful way to
make this leap is to jump into the arms of a servant.
Thus he decides to seek employment as a servant so
he can easily "become privy to the secrets of such
a young miss."
In his sweet unrest
he discovers the woman's "pretty little foot, whose
slenderness I have already admired" gives him a clue
to her personality, for he looks at her foot philosophically
and "draws definite conclusions from its shape." After
surveying many such feet he finds "girls with small
feet generally have a firmer stance than the more
prosaic large-footed ones."
Kierkegaard's foot fetish
seems quite healthy so let us turn to my favorite
shrink, Dr. Wilhelm Stekel, for the darker side. Stekel
is best known for his research into the origins of
S/M in the early 1900's.
One guy unloading on
Stekel's couch said that when he was five years old
he crept under his aunt's covers and licked her "ill-smelling
feet." When his startled aunt asked him what he was
doing he said he was pretending to be a dog.
The smell was as much of a turn-on as the feet. This
carried with him into his teenage years when he sniffed
around the bed of one of his parent's servants, a
cook, and found "the odor of dried bits of feces in
her linen and the taste of yellow spots in the coverlet
excited me terribly."
During World War I he
visited a brothel as most soldiers do and had a particularly
exciting experience with a girl named Anastasia, who
revved him up by boxing his ears. Then he discovered
something even better. He'd lay on the bed with his
head bent over the edge and his mouth open. Anastasia
would "place her naked foot in my mouth with a demand
I lick her toes. Her feet had no odor and were always
kept clean. Finally she would stick half her foot
into my mouth. Then I had her ride me on all fours
through the room, while she whipped me on the buttocks.
Next she urinated into my mouth and I drank the urine
until I became nauseated, upon which she always made
the attempt to defecate in my mouth, in which she
Start with a foot and
see what happens? One thing leads to another.
Now we're in the Anything
Goes century. Still, it may be that a lot of guys
haven't figured out that babes want their toes sucked.
A story in The New York Observer last year
found some girls who can't get their boyfriends into
it have to pay for it by seeing Jason for "sensual
foot pampering." He charges $40 an hour for house
One woman who saw Jason
said she felt like her "toes were having an orgasm,
like I had ten penises and I was getting a blow job
on all of
them." Another woman
said "one toe felt penis-like, one toe was more
clitoris-like, and the pinkie one was kind of tickly."
A third woman said Jason's "mouth and tongue were
really talking to me, it felt like he was there."
As for vids, our editor,
Viva Las Vegas, who shines the nails on her exquisite
toes [enter color], wonders if the "nature of fetish
makes the two dimensions of porn rather unsatisfying,
like do you really need actual toes?"
My answer would be a resounding "yes," but given
of toe-sucking DVD's at your local dirty book store,
quite a few guys feel otherwise. Gotham Gold Productions
more than leads the pack with an ever-expanding
series of lickings and suckings 'til the skin wrinkles
on tiny toes. The latest in the series, TOE
TALES #73, features the soft soles and tender
toes of Angelique and Barbie Brooks getting devoured
by foot slaves.
So, toe guys, with 73 Gotham vids available in the
stores you can let all your restraints vanish and
let your body quiver with ecstasy 'til you drop
in the grave.