in this column, Exotic employees voted
for their top five favorite strip clubs. We
used as criteria places we like to hang out
and relax, and certain of us had to be reminded
over and over again that "favorite" wasn't based
on the size of the ad account. Well, we were
WRONG! It IS based on the size of the ad account!
Turns out we pissed off almost every hotshot
strip club in town. They threw out our racks,
told us to fuck off and insulted the charming
little dives we are so fond of.
still shocked (and sorta pleased) to find out
that anyone reads this fishwrapper at all. However
I wouldn't put it past our competition to cut
and paste and blow out of proportion this silly
little office poll, taking a billboard into
the Dolphin yelling "Exotic picked THEIR
OWN CLUB as number one!!" So what? If ya'll
had your acts together and owned not either
a strip club OR a smut magazine but BOTH, you
would vote for yourself, too!
we at Exotic had nothing to do with last
month's poll. Some devious strippers known as
The Covergirl Club ran that as a PAID
AD as a gift to Frank for his birthday. What
a bunch of dummies! Everyone knows that (this
month) the best strip clubs in this town--no,
in this WORLD--are:
ice sculptures, and the hottest snow bunnies
on the planet will be heating up Stars on March
13th @ 8pm.
Stars will be hosting a real live porn star
March 16th and 17th in Beaverton, March 18th
and 19th in Salem, and March 20th in Bend. Then
get ready for the...
BOOM 3RD ANNUAL BOOTY SHAKIN' CONTEST
for the shakinest booty in the west are Wednesday,
March 10 at Boom Boom East and Wednesday March
24 at Boom Boom West. Finals are April 7th.
MAGAZINE COVERGIRL CONTEST
are at Stars March 25th.
PATRICK'S DAY PARTY
17th @ Jody's, featuring a buffet and door prizes
all night long. Plus don't miss NASCAR events
with CRAZY LARRY every Sunday!
Mudhoney & the Melvins @ Crystal
Quasi @ Crystal Ballroom
The Church @ Dante's
Sweaty Nipples @ Dante's
we haven't had enough abuse... Exotic Magazine's
READER'S POLL FOR THE BEST STRIP CLUBS IN OREGON!!!
time, Acropolis was #1 and Stars Cabaret, Exotica
and Magic Gardens were in a 3-way tie for 2nd.
Club 205, The Dolphin, 505 Club, Sassy's, City
Limits, Mary's Club and Dolphin II round out
the top 10.