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  November 2004

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November is Not Sexy

 

There is nothing, absolutely nothing, erotic in this city this month. But I'm getting really tired of my Pink Panther (double action, four speeds, with pearls, pink), so could be I'm just moody.

Of course there is WAR The Party at Safari Club. That might jazz things up a bit, with its "hot guns, tanks, artillery, and camouflage girls." Maybe.

Or maybe Boom Boom East's Thursday night Boogie Nights Dance Contest will wet my whistle, but I doubt it.

I'm afraid it's D.K. Wilds' DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING SUPER SALE for me. With all manner of discounted vibes, lubes, DVDs and plugs to get us all through the Christmas season. Yeeha.

The Cramps are coming through on November 3rd in support of their hit "What Color Panties Are You Wearing? (And How Long Have You Been Wearing Them?)" and Jon Spencer returns with his libidinous blues and booty revue, the Blues Explosion, on November 20th. This is THE SHOW at which to bag a cheap one-night stand and shake it all night long.

So maybe I lied. November is sexy. Write a 300-word essay why YOU should get to eat pumpkin pie off my tits and send it to viva@xmag.com. First place gets to eat pumpkin pie off my tits. Second place gets to watch.

 

 

We Are Doomed

 

If Bush has won, that means the ignorant and the rich have won, and we in the sex industry are fucked. Business has been going down the drain for the last four years. Four more years will get really ugly. Obviously the rich and the ignorant are not fans of erotic entertainment. Also they are fat, ugly and stupid.

At least we still have Pornland, stoking the dying embers of a once libidinous land. Jesus God just look at all the lingerie modeling studios! Life is still good when you can see C.C., Veronica, Syreea, Sadie, Kayla, etc. etc. and whip your dick out to send up a fount of doomed sperm to die in the sweet perfumed air of these ladies' lairs.

But don't expect it to last. Really if Bush won it is time to explore the sex industry in foreign lands. The euro is incredibly strong, and the Euros traditionally much more respectful of sex as a necessity of a healthy life.

However, you're not likely to find a $4.50 steak on the continent like you can EVERY DAY at Pop-A-Top. They're even open on Thanksgiving. Thank God!

 

 

Rock Me, Baby

 

11/3 THE CRAMPS @ Roseland Theater

11/5 COCO COBRA & THE KILLERS CD RELEASE PARTY @ Devils Point

11/6 DWARVES & POISON IDEA @ Dante's

11/9 BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE @ Berbati's

11/11 THE DONNAS @ Crystal Ballroom

11/15 & 11/16 GUIDED BY VOICES @ Berbati's

11/20 JON SPENCER BLUES EXPLOSION w/ THE GOSSIP @ Crystal Ballroom

 


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