MISS MONA WEDS
Portland’s most internationally famous strip-club alumna
has tied the knot. An overflow crowd of fabulous people packed
Voodoo Doughnuts to witness Mona Superhero’s nuptials
on February 8th. Also on the scene were three film crews:
the Travel Network, filming a piece on Portland, local folks
making a documentary on Voodoo Doughnuts, and film school
students making a documentary on the documentary-making process,
lending new meaning to the wedding photogs’ adage, if
nobody takes photos of your wedding, did it really happen,
and is it binding? Mo’s groom was, of course, a rock’n’roll
musician/bartender she met on Dante’s pool table. In
RIVER CITY BAR & GRILL = ALL-NUDE
Hooray! A new titty bar on Highway 30! Free pool on Sundays,
Blues Night every Monday, Open Mic on Wednesdays and something
called Female Freaky Fridays featuring free nachos! Plus don’t
miss their daily Bikini Breakfast.
LUSH GRAND OPENING
Hooray! A new titty bar downtown! Everybody’s favorite
meat market has become even meatier. Will the all-nude performers
out-meat the barely-clad patrons? Find out on March 4th when
downtown hotspot LUSH reopens as a strip club!
HONEY OF THE MONTH CONTEST
JMack will be on hand when April’s Honey of the Month
is chosen. Don’t miss the hottest monthly contest in
town at Club Exotica on Saturday, March 5th.
STRIP CLUB TOUR 2005
Let 503girls.com and adultinternet.tv do the driving! Join
them on Saturday, March 12th for their first Strip Club Tour.
Visit www.503girls.com for more info.
Never one to waste an opportunity to throw a party (hopefully
you caught last month’s Groundhog Day Disco), Exotic
Magazine will host its first Spring Break Bash at Lush on
Friday, March 25th. The party migrates up the river when Club
Cabos hosts its Spring Break Beach Party on the March 26th.
Wear your beachware, get awesome deals. And don’t forget
to enter their Table Dance Raffle, all month long!
3/2 FAMOUS MYSTERIOUS ACTOR SHOW featuring viva las vegas @ studio 1050
3/4 rolling stones cover band MISS U’S w/ OBLIVION SEEKERS @ berbati’s
3/9 FAMOUS MYSTERIOUS ACTOR SHOW @ studio 1050
3/10 GUITAR WOLF w/ FIREBALLS OF FREEDOM & TYPHOON KILLER @ dante’s. (low dough show!)
3/10 & 3/11 oregon lyric opera presents LA TRAVIATA @
3/12 NINA HAGEN @ dante’s
3/15 JUCIFER @ dante’s
3/16 FAMOUS MYSTERIOUS ACTOR SHOW @ studio 1050
3/23 LOW @ bossanova
3/25 DOUG STANHOPE @ dante’s
3/27 THE KILLS @ doug fir
3/29 HAR MAR SUPERSTAR @ dante’s
3/30 SHONEN KNIFE @ dante’s