MISS MONA WEDS

Portland’s most internationally famous strip-club alumna has tied the knot. An overflow crowd of fabulous people packed Voodoo Doughnuts to witness Mona Superhero’s nuptials on February 8th. Also on the scene were three film crews: the Travel Network, filming a piece on Portland, local folks making a documentary on Voodoo Doughnuts, and film school students making a documentary on the documentary-making process, lending new meaning to the wedding photogs’ adage, if nobody takes photos of your wedding, did it really happen, and is it binding? Mo’s groom was, of course, a rock’n’roll musician/bartender she met on Dante’s pool table. In other news...


RIVER CITY BAR & GRILL = ALL-NUDE

Hooray! A new titty bar on Highway 30! Free pool on Sundays, Blues Night every Monday, Open Mic on Wednesdays and something called Female Freaky Fridays featuring free nachos! Plus don’t miss their daily Bikini Breakfast.


LUSH GRAND OPENING

Hooray! A new titty bar downtown! Everybody’s favorite meat market has become even meatier. Will the all-nude performers out-meat the barely-clad patrons? Find out on March 4th when downtown hotspot LUSH reopens as a strip club!


HONEY OF THE MONTH CONTEST

JMack will be on hand when April’s Honey of the Month is chosen. Don’t miss the hottest monthly contest in town at Club Exotica on Saturday, March 5th.


STRIP CLUB TOUR 2005

Let 503girls.com and adultinternet.tv do the driving! Join them on Saturday, March 12th for their first Strip Club Tour. Visit www.503girls.com for more info.


SPRING BREAK!

Never one to waste an opportunity to throw a party (hopefully you caught last month’s Groundhog Day Disco), Exotic Magazine will host its first Spring Break Bash at Lush on Friday, March 25th. The party migrates up the river when Club Cabos hosts its Spring Break Beach Party on the March 26th. Wear your beachware, get awesome deals. And don’t forget to enter their Table Dance Raffle, all month long!

RAWK, etc.

3/2 FAMOUS MYSTERIOUS ACTOR SHOW featuring viva las vegas @ studio 1050
3/4 rolling stones cover band MISS U’S w/ OBLIVION SEEKERS @ berbati’s
3/9 FAMOUS MYSTERIOUS ACTOR SHOW @ studio 1050
3/10 GUITAR WOLF w/ FIREBALLS OF FREEDOM & TYPHOON KILLER @ dante’s. (low dough show!)
3/10 & 3/11 oregon lyric opera presents LA TRAVIATA @ crystal ballroom
3/12 NINA HAGEN @ dante’s
3/15 JUCIFER @ dante’s
3/16 FAMOUS MYSTERIOUS ACTOR SHOW @ studio 1050
3/23 LOW @ bossanova
3/25 DOUG STANHOPE @ dante’s
3/27 THE KILLS @ doug fir
3/29 HAR MAR SUPERSTAR @ dante’s
3/30 SHONEN KNIFE @ dante’s