My favorite time of year is upon us. It’s time to
get all scary, dress up like the freak within,
and haunt one of the many dens of iniquity
that Portland has to offer. Yeah, sure, maybe when it
comes down to it, you’re still just a trick, but the
treats make it all worthwhile. So let’s go ahead and
kick it off with all the wicked Halloween shenanigans
you can find throughout Skin City this month.
IN THE CLUBS Atlantis Showgirls will be hosting their “Sinners and Saints
Halloween Party” on Saturday, Oct. 28th @ 9PM featuring a live
band and costume contest w/$250 in prizes.
You can take your pick between Cabaret I and II for their 3rd
Annual Halloween Costume Party at Cabaret I and 1st Annual at
Cabaret II, where you’ll find door
prizes, theme shows, scary drink
specials, and prizes for best costume
(1st $300, 2nd $200, 3rd $100). The
contest starts @ 11PM, is open to all and
will be judged by audience applause.
Shiver me timbers, ye horny scallywags!
The Devils Point is the place
to be on Saturday, Oct. 28th, for their
Halloween Pirate Party, featuring live
music by Sunken Chest and also by
Captain Booty Beard. Meanwhile,
over at the Dancin’ Bare, the
Halloween Party will be going down
all day long on Saturday, Oct. 28th, from 3PM-2:30AM. Come see
the sexy ladies of the Bear in their costumes; better yet, come
watch the costumes come off.
The Dolphin I and II will have plenty of tricks in store for
you on Saturday, Oct. 28th, @ 8PM with Halloween Parties at
both clubs featuring free stuff and a $300 prize for best costume.
Not to mention The Dolphin II’s 5th Anniversary Party on
Thursday, Oct. 19th @ 8PM.
Over at The Dream On Saloon, stop by for the “Stuff the Box
Contest” (I’m not touching that one!) on Thursday, Oct. 19th (1st
$100, 2nd $50, 3rd $25), followed up by their Halloween Bash on
Saturday, Oct. 28th. Be sure to arrive in costume for free prizes.
Stars Salem will be getting their freak on with the “Fetish
Circus III—A Hellraising Halloween Bash” on Tuesday, Oct. 31st
@ 8PM. Plus all month long is Rocktober, featuring heavy bands
with hot chicks.
Rounding out the sexy and spooky places to be for the holiday
are iCandy, with a Halloween Party on Tuesday, Oct. 31st, plus
live music throughout the month…The Pallas’s “Heaven and
Hell Party” on Saturday, Oct. 28th @ 9PM…The Boom Boom
Room’s “Halloween Bash” on Sunday, Oct. 29th @ 9PM…
Soobie’s Halloween Party on Tuesday, Oct. 31st, with free
champagne...and last and certainly not least, Tommy’s III’s
Halloween Party on Saturday, October 28th @ 8PM, with a free
buffet and Scariest Costume Contest at midnight.
If Halloween isn’t your thing, of course there are other events
to keep you hot and bothered throughout the rest of the month,
such as the return of Jody’s “Exotic Magazine Covergirl Contest”
with preliminaries on Thursday, Oct. 5th @ 9:30PM, followed by
the finals on Thursday, Oct. 12th @ 9:30PM. Be sure to support
your favorite ladies, guys, as this one is judged by all of you. Also
at Jody’s is the “Booty Shakin’ Contest” on Thursday, Oct. 19th,
with cash prizes and open to all entertainers.
The all-new Aces High presents the “My Dreamgirl TV Model
Search Tour” and is looking for the Northwest’s hottest pinup on
Saturday, Oct. 21st. The party will be hosted by none other than
Ron Jeremy and Tasha from My Dreamgirl TV. Plus, awesome
specials all month long and downtown’s only mechanical bull.
Bliss will be heating things up with the Girls Gone Wild search
for the wildest bar in America on Thursday, Oct. 12th. This will be
the only stop in PDX on the GGW tour, so be sure not to miss this
one. For reservations and VIP treatment,
call Rick at (503) 412-9217.
DV8 will be hosting an appearance
by the Stoli Girls on Friday, Oct. 6th @
9PM; be sure to stop by for Andy’s 40th
Birthday Party on Friday, Oct. 20th @
10PM. Tommy’s Too is hooking it up
with “Tight-Wad Tuesdays,” featuring
$5 table dances, plus Monday Night
Football specials and daily specials from
1-3PM and 7-9PM. And welcome to the
all-new Sin Club—not a strip club, but
with a name like that, you can be pretty
sure something naughty might be happening.
IN THE SHOPS Foxxy’s all-new private lingerie-modeling shop will feature a
new spin on pampering for men until midnight everyday at
8405 NE Fremont. Stop by to check ’em out. They are also
hiring nude models and stylists. Coming soon is an all-new
location for Babydolls.
ELSEWHERE Hey, ladies…sense it getting chilly out? Then why not head to
Club G Spot on the US island of Guam where they provide
airfare, housing and an opportunity to earn up to $5,000 per
week? Call Chris @ (671) 649-7409, or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
Stop by Area 69 for the Best Pipe Prices In Town. Bullet
Proof Grills is offering a special: Present this month’s ad and
get a discount on your own custom grill (as in for your teeth…
diamonds, gold, etc.)