Time to get wet, Portland. Winter is just around the corner,
and soon the rain will be washing your asses off the
streets in search of shelter. Thank God the Rose City has
such comfortable digs in which to dry off. Who needs sunshine
when you can have so much more fun beneath the black lights
of your favorite Strip Club as you enjoy a table dance from the
girl of your wet dreams? So let’s see what we have in store for
you this month. At Aces High,
Nigel Jourdain’s “Hot
in the City” Model
Search is going down
on Saturday, Nov. 18th
Wannabe male and
female models (no
should come dressed
to the nines and be
ready to get your sexy
asses in front of the
camera. Models for all
types of media are
being sought, and there will be many photographers onsite.
Come enjoy the music and a catered feast
while trying to make your mark on the world
of the Supermodel.
Thanks to Bliss and all the sponsors of the
2006 Burlesque Entertainer of the Year. The
contest provided pure entertainment for a
packed house, proving once again that
Portland has some of the best performers
around, not just your average strippers.
Capturing the title was Germany of Devil’s
Point with her astounding “Fire Goddess”
show. While the entire competition was closely
contested, second and third place were particularly
close with Ainé (also of the Acropolis)
narrowly edging out “Miss Nude Oregon 2005”
Athena’s vintage burlesque show with an
amazingly acrobatic performance reminiscent
of Cirque du Soleil, which left the audience
This month, The Dolphin clubs will proudly
be presenting “Bedtime Stories Extraordinaire,”
featuring boudoir theme shows every
And don’t miss out on a free turkey dinner from 6pm-9pm on
Thanksgiving. Celebrate Thanksgiving weekend Cabaret-style at
both Cabaret locations where you can kick it off with free admission
on Thanksgiving Day, Thursday, Nov. 23rd.
The Dancin’ Bare will be hosting an “All Girl Dance Revue”
on Saturday, Nov. 18th @ 8pm, boasting a hefty prize of s $500
for the best performance. Be sure to stop by DV8 for Blaze’s
Birthday Bash on Saturday, Nov. 18th @ 9pm where you can try
your luck at guessing her age and enter to win $100. (Hmmm, I
still have a copy of her driver’s license on that model release…are
Exotic employees eligible?)
Exotica wants you to know that they will be open @ 4pm on
Thanksgiving Day. If pumpkin pie isn’t your thing, perhaps you’d
rather enjoy their lovely ladies for dessert instead. Jody’s is
dialed in with the NFL Sunday Ticket on Sundays and Exotic
Covergirl Rachel on Monday’s for Crazy Larry’s Monday Night
Football, plus a free Thanksgiving buffet on Thursday, Nov. 23rd.
Saving up for the holidays? Well, how about stopping
by The Pallas, where all well drinks are $2.50 all
day, every day? On the Southeast side, stop by
Soobie’s, where every Sunday is Dancer’s Industry
Night, with manager’s specials for all dancers.
Meanwhile at the all-new Sin Club, check out the
“Seven Deadly Sins” every day of the week, with lots of
specials for the ladies and a brand-new dance floor
(open until 6am on Friday and Saturday).
Stars Beaverton is gonna show you how hot it can
be to be so cold at their “Sub Zero—The Party” on
Saturday, Nov. 18th, featuring a one-ton ice-carved
martini bar and shot luge, snowball fights, plus chilling
competitions with prize giveaways and thirty of the
hottest snow bunnies you’ll ever see!
Congratulations to Malice of Sassy’s, Devil’s Point, and
Union Jacks for scoring the coveted “Barfly’s
Sexiest Stripper of the Year” award. Kudos also to
runners-up Kat from Mary’s Club, Stormy of
Devil’s Point, and Viva Las Vegas of Mary’s Club.
Word on the street is that Bliss is now under
new management and will be undergoing a big
$$$ remodel to become Myst. This will not be a
strip club, but rather an upscale entertainment
experience offering fine dining and a new-age, Las
Vegas-style burlesque show. Think you can prove
you’re entertainers, ladies? Features here are paid
for their performances, not tips only! Be sure to
keep an eye out for Exotic events at Myst in
One of our all-new columns starting this month,
“In Search of El Diablo,” is just one of the many
things to explode from the mind of Star’s
Salem’s Rod Black. Next up from the promotional
mastermind is “Mr. Black Presents: The
Capitol City Cage Fights” on Saturday, Nov. 4th @
Salem Armory, The Triple Bill Concert Series on
Wednesday, Nov. 15th-Friday Nov. 17th @ Stars Salem
and the Super Battle of the Bands and Babes on Wednesday,
Nov. 15th @ Rock N Roll Pizza.
Start shopping now for the holidays and give the gift of porn,
where at any of the “Adult Shops” locations you can get yourself a
free DVD with the purchase of $50 gift card. While over at B.A.
Video, they’ve got you covered with Christmas gifts for cheap
people, featuring DVDs starting @ $5.
See ya next month.