Top 10 Things Dancers Look For In a Boyfriend

10) Hair longer than their own (not including extensions), but not necessarily cleaner.

9) Un- (or under) employed.

8) Able to drive. Legal driver's license optional

7) In, or forming, a band just on the verge of "making the big time."

6) Recently released from prison or awaiting short jail term. Drunken protestations of innocence a charming addition.

5) Alcohol and/or drug problem always a plus!

4) Easy-to-remember name.

3) Extremely jealous.

2) 35-mm camera, claim to photographic talent and "important connections" which will make them a star.

1) Burning love of fast music, fast sex, and fast food.

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