Top 10 Stupid Customer Lines

10) "I don't normally go to these places. My friends made me do it."

9) "I just come here to play pool."

8) "I didn't come here to see your body. I just like talking to you!"

7) "I would take really good care of you."

6) "I'm not married. I just like wearing the ring."

5) "You're beautiful."

4) "Didn't I see you in Playboy?"

3) "So, what will you do for $20?"

2) "Hey, didn't we go to separate high schools together?"

1) "Hi, I'm from Exotic Magazine and I want to put you on next month's cover..."

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