me while I wipe off my mouse!
was a time when that statement would make no sense at all. However,
nowadays (and I predict more after the millennium), it makes perfect
sense in the world of "computer sex!"
everywhere are typing out smut with one hand and pleasuring themselves
with the other. Charmed!! Technically speaking, computer sex refers
to computer user networks or bulletin boards where people exchange
steamy sexual information.
content usually consists of sexual fantasies, jokes, personal ads,
or even sexual graphics between two on-line HORN DOGS! For the discreet
shopper, sex toys and other paraphernalia can be ordered through
of the most popular aspects of computer networks are introduction
services for singles, swingers, gays, sadomasochists, and discontented
marrieds surfing for sexual partners. I personally know of several
couples who have met the fantasy person of their dreams on-line.
They have even divorced their spouses and relocated to be with their
new "computer conquest." Unfortunately, in these three cases, the
relationships soon dissolved. Reality did not live up to the computer
back to what most folks like to do . . . which is to engage in on-line
communication that leads to wet, horny, nasty masturbation. These
messages are referred to as "one-handed postings." This process
can be awkward because one has to type in order to keep communication
open. (Don't you wish now that you had taken the typing course in
High School?) I know one guy who has mastered this and is even able
to do it at his desk during work hours. (Yes, he has been caught
in his cubicle with a red face on several occasions.)
may be wondering where computer sex, or "on-line hand jobs," as
I like to call them, is headed in the near future. Well, some of
my computer nerd authorities tell me future technology will include
the ability to create tactile sensations. This would come from three
dimensional video projections, or virtual reality. Some imagine
this will enable porn stars to perform fellatio and other delicacies
on the computer user, thus creating the new term, "Teledildonics."
I intend to be around for all the fun! Anything that allows personal
choice, safety, and does not cause discomfort for someone else is
a win-win situation.
my "finger-frolickers," until we meet again through this column,
explore the available titillation of technology.
'Ya, Snickers (snatch-lady) Labarr
mail: (503) 727-2491