Diziplin Club; Gerry Import
There are enough bad 80's haircuts in this miss(tress)
adventure to start a glam rock eurotrash revolution. There is, however,
some hardcore bondage--a woman in full restraint getting fucked.
And that alone is evidence of Oregon's more liberal state constitution
protecting obscenity as free speech. For now. You couldn't rent
or buy Diziplin anywhere else in the US. Except Oregon. Not
that you'd want to. Each and every scene concludes with the sub
male coming on mistress's shiny black vinyl boots, while the sub
fem licks it off. The hirsute quality of the cunt in Diziplin
makes me think it was made in the 80's and is just now making it
across the Atlantic. Must have been shipped over on a rubber lifeboat.
That's it! Latex sex in a rubber lifeboat at sea. Why aren't I shooting
porn? Rent this as an anthropological study and be grateful we got
the A-bomb first.
VCA; Dir., Wesley Emerson; Stars: Kylie Ireland, Chloe, Tina Tyler,
Elizabeth X ...
Chloe, Kylie and Tina star as three stupid witches
rooming together in Hollydruid à la Charmed. Hard-up
WB execs are probably watching this for new ideas. Scene one casts
Chloe and Kylie--the lesser witches--having dildo sex while the
big bitch witch, Tina (à la Shannon Doherty), is out charming
the pants off WB producers. I'm bewitched as the flat chested, gravely
voiced Chloe fucks Kylie
in her fat ass doggie style--her pale heavy
tits swingin'n'swayin' to the dildo beat. Incredibly stupid music
under that dilutes the spoof. Poof. Kylie produces a black wand
dildo the size of a Jedi sword and fucks Chloe into next week.
Tina Tyler looks appropriately bitchy brunette, coughing
up lines like, "I don't have time to undo
the voodoo that you do so well." So Chloe conjures
up some farm boy to help her around the house with things like filling
her hole up with stiff meat. The genie she dreams of fucks her in
a hard slapping cadence like marching jack boots. Chloe announces
her orgasm--and you better believe it because she does come on camera
all the time. Chloe's small tits, average face and long legs beguile
me as she comes two more times, then takes the paint off a garden
hose sucking his dick. A nice reversal of fortune, I'd say, as the
cock suck follows the fucking. Pearl necklace pops out and the genie
Dildo threesome scene three as blonde Barbie, Elizabeth
x, sucks dick while getting fucked by a strap-on bigger than my
apartment. My only condomnation (sic) of this witch's brew is the
prophylactics covering all magic wands. It's not only the witch's
way but the VCA way.
Tina Tyler finally gets her chance to go down in scene
five, which is good. The only way to shut-up a bossy witch bitch
is to fill her cum-gargling throat with cock. Tina gives him a hand
over handjob, like she's swinging a bat, and he anoints her natural
tits. Kylie and Chloe fans will be-deviled by Mis-Spelled.
VCA; Dir., Veronica Hart; Stars: Ginger Lynn, Chloe, Juli Ashton,
Stacy Valentine, Kylie Ireland, Tina Tyler, Sharon Mitchell (non-sex
This big-time, big-name feature follows the in-front
and behind-the-scenes antics of a flappy soap, "Where the Wives
Are." The Ginger Lynn comeback starts off with a game of strip checkers
with Tina Tyler. Ginger's still a fucktoy at forty as she dons her
catwoman suit and fellates three caped monkeys. She literally spanks
the monkey, hard!, and proves that most girls today just don't suck
dick like they used to. Gobble gobble gobble. Best moment: Ginger
with two choads stickin' outa her mouth while she gets slammed from
behind. They fuck the holy, legendary porn star bejesus outa her.
I almost expect Lynn to pause mid-fuck, turn around and say, "Do
you know who you're fuckin'?"
Scene two in the dentist chair is a throwback to Harry
Reems as the goofy doctor gets blown between inhales of NO2. (Think
we could get a canister of that around the office at deadline?)
Ginger sucks off Mr. Michaels on the plane to Chicago. Stewardess
Juli Ashton comes by and offers her a
plug. Funny scene. Even inserts it for her. This is no budget airline.
Then the stewardess returns with a tray of dildos; Ginger picks
the dark meat. Stewardess asks Ginger if she's ready for her main
course, brandishing a big, black strap-on. Then fucks her. Michaels
looks on and beats off. Stewardess brings desert, which
is an in-flight face sit. And this is in coach!
After a night of debauchery, the doctor stumbles into the wrong
room at the Ramada and fucks a stranger while her husband snores
beside her. Next, Chloe and Ginger go girl/girl by the fireplace--double
dildo fuck-off. Chloe comes and Ginger's not far behind as the rising
star and the fading one share an honestly tender moment. Shit. Rex
is getting weepy here. Come back little Sheba and make my torn world
right, is the lament of poor Chloe who must watch the love of her
life marry another. But then, Chloe is included in the triumvirate
marriage--husband and wife and wife. Chloe goes down on Ginger under
her gown during the vows. Hooray! Rex predicts Torn will
walk away with all the awards that don't go to Nin next year.
Video Magazine #3; Snatch Video Productions; Dir., K.F.; Cast: Newcomers
The jaded premise of this video is being a fly on the
wall watching the porno producer interview new prospects. Of course,
the girls all get started on their first scene right away. They
answer all the questions, like how much do they charge for blowjobs,
DP's and anals, then fuck themselves with toys and go down on dick.
Fans of first-timers might like this, otherwise, don't call us,
we'll call you. A new Max Hardcore this is not . . . to mention,
the guys are all small frys. Yuck.
Thanks to Taboo Video and all night Rachel.