It must be all
the zeros. It seems that all the great prophets and visionaries have their
cosmic End of the World clocks set to 1999 and 2000. The good news was
that Nostradamus was wrong about his July 1999 prediction, but there are
still plenty of other doom and gloom scenarios. U.S. psychic, the "celebrated"
(by whom we know not) Criswell, predicted that extraterrestrials will
suck the Earth's oxygen away on August 18, 1999. The U. S. based Photon
Belt group believes that the Earth is about to swing into an enormous
"energy ring" shortly before (or after) 2000. Then, after three days of
blinding light, the Earth will be "purified" and the "space
Madness has hit the Web big time. Web-based Armageddon. It seems as though
you can hardly turn sideways without running into yet another site devoted
to apocalyptic apoplexy. So grab your fresh 2000 "collector's item" calendar
and get to planning. Or use the handy dandy Millennialist Doomsday Cult's
Year 2000 Calendar provided for you at geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/4599/
Probably one of the best sites on the net for info on modern Doomsday prophesies, the prophets who make them and the cults that follow them, bleating, is the Religious Tolerance Organization at religioustolerance.org/end_wrld.htm. Apparently many large religious organizations have their panties in a wad over predictions of major events of cosmic proportions. Revelation madness. (Three bloody horned beasts? Sadistic bastards.) Watch Tower wrongness. (1874, 1878, 1910, 1914, 1918, 1925, 1975, 1984.... Armageddon was supposed to happen when?) Not to mention the mass of people who believe the antichrist is roaming the earth now. It is all here to snicker at.
Being the me me me sorta gal that I am, I personally do not care when the world is going to kack it. I have stared at those stupid millennium countdown clocks all fucking year long, and I feel as if I am watching the seconds of my life just blip away. So when is my personal doomsday? The Death Clock has the answer. deathclock.com. The internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away. Just type in your digits and wallah! You can start planning for your funeral party!
2000 will be the year that our sadistic society shall be sadly disappointed. The Rapture will not capture you. The aliens will not abduct you. No. Now is not the year to march to the Holy City and flog yourself. What Seven the psychic predicts is that there will be a lot of empty space, and dead links on the net as one by one the doomsayers predictions become... well, duds I guess.
Click on that sweethearts!!!
ooo! ooo! ooo! I almost fleegot! Check out the new and improved Exotic magazine website at xmag.com ! !! !! I am impressed! [but you're already here! BTW, thank you, Seven B^) -- Web Ed]