I,
Seven the psychic have a prediction I will share. On this day of December
the 14, 1999, I decree that the Satanic Y2K bug will not crash your computer
and plunge the world into commie conspiracy chaos. The sun will not be turned
into darkness, and the moon into blood. l, Seven the psychic predict you will
probably wake up to a magnificent hangover that will make you just wish it
was the end of the world on the 1st day of the great 2K. By the time you read
this it will be year 2000 and you shall see how right I am.
It must be all
the zeros. It seems that all the great prophets and visionaries have their
cosmic End of the World clocks set to 1999 and 2000. The good news was
that Nostradamus was wrong about his July 1999 prediction, but there are
still plenty of other doom and gloom scenarios. U.S. psychic, the "celebrated"
(by whom we know not) Criswell, predicted that extraterrestrials will
suck the Earth's oxygen away on August 18, 1999. The U. S. based Photon
Belt group believes that the Earth is about to swing into an enormous
"energy ring" shortly before (or after) 2000. Then, after three days of
blinding light, the Earth will be "purified" and the "space
brothers" will land. (Have your sun glasses on hand.)
Millennial
Madness has hit the Web big time. Web-based Armageddon. It seems as though
you can hardly turn sideways without running into yet another site devoted
to apocalyptic apoplexy. So grab your fresh 2000 "collector's item" calendar
and get to planning. Or use the handy dandy Millennialist Doomsday Cult's
Year 2000 Calendar provided for you at geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/4599/
Calendar.htm. So many doomsday dates. SO MANY KICK ASS END OF
THE WORLD PARTIES! ! ! ! ! The year 2000 shall be the year of the party.
Millennium Hell
at millenniumhell.com/html/
main.cgi?sub=2 is sneering at 2000 years of human achievement. Millennium
Hell keeps you posted on the insanity surrounding the millennial juncture,
covering real-life stories that prove real life is truly stranger than fiction.
"It is a time to poke fun at the accomplishments of the last 2,000 years and
all the hype surrounding Millenniumania." Click on the best and worst of,
prophecies and marketing madness (2000 TM?) for up-to-date hype. Be the first
on the block to own the FU2K T-shirt (collector's item?). The more millennium
the better.
Probably one of the best sites on the net for info on modern Doomsday prophesies, the prophets who make them and the cults that follow them, bleating, is the Religious Tolerance Organization at religioustolerance.org/end_wrld.htm. Apparently many large religious organizations have their panties in a wad over predictions of major events of cosmic proportions. Revelation madness. (Three bloody horned beasts? Sadistic bastards.) Watch Tower wrongness. (1874, 1878, 1910, 1914, 1918, 1925, 1975, 1984.... Armageddon was supposed to happen when?) Not to mention the mass of people who believe the antichrist is roaming the earth now. It is all here to snicker at.
Being the me me me sorta gal that I am, I personally do not care when the world is going to kack it. I have stared at those stupid millennium countdown clocks all fucking year long, and I feel as if I am watching the seconds of my life just blip away. So when is my personal doomsday? The Death Clock has the answer. deathclock.com. The internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away. Just type in your digits and wallah! You can start planning for your funeral party!
2000 will be the year that our sadistic society shall be sadly disappointed. The Rapture will not capture you. The aliens will not abduct you. No. Now is not the year to march to the Holy City and flog yourself. What Seven the psychic predicts is that there will be a lot of empty space, and dead links on the net as one by one the doomsayers predictions become... well, duds I guess.
Click on that sweethearts!!!
ooo! ooo! ooo! I almost fleegot! Check out the new and improved Exotic magazine website at xmag.com ! !! !! I am impressed! [but you're already here! BTW, thank you, Seven B^) -- Web Ed]