Travel to Europe often necessitates a stop in Amsterdam;
Schiphol is one of the worlds busiest airports. I
had a 12-hour layover in Amsterdam each way on my last trip
and I dont regret one minute spent there. The train
station is right across the streethead for city
center (5 minutes) and ask someone to tell you when
to get off. From the central station, you walk straight
down Damrak Street a few blocks, hang a left and youll
be in the famous Red Light District. Its
a ten-minute walk!
Sex has always been legal in Amsterdam and to get a good
fuck you only need to do a little window-shopping. Literally!
The streets are lined with brothels, which they call sex
shops. Not very imaginative, but theyre Dutch,
so, whadya expect. Prostitutes sit in illuminated
picture windows and beckon you inside for some fun. (Dont
even think about trying to take a picture here! Its
a good way to get a broken arm.) You can either keep walking
till you see a lady you like or step inside and ask for
a line-up. Sometimes the girls will expose themselves to
This time I was without male company, so, I hung around
the exit waiting for some satisfied slob to come stumbling
out to ask him how much he paid and what he got. My first
two victims told me to fuck-off and mind my own business;
the third asked me if I was queer; but the fourth one was
more than happy to spill the beans. According to my exchange
rate calculations, he paid about $45 for the works. She
let him go down on her for as long as he wanted, then she
sucked him for a while, then he fucked her doggy style.
Said it was pretty good. Said he spent about one hour inside
and the lady was very clean and attractive. No complaints.
I walked down a few blocks and saw a lady in the window
dressed like a witch. She had on black stockings, corset,
long black gloves over the elbow, a long black lace robe
hanging open and a big black hatnot a pointed one
though. She even had black hair! She was quite interesting
and I was tempted to step inside and interview her. I just
stood there looking at her while she looked at me. Next
thing I know, shes being replaced by another lady.
This new one was a little on the plump side. I was too intrigued
by Elvira to leave, so, undaunted by the change
in scenery, I summoned my courage and went inside.
I managed to ask several questions before they threw me
out. I found out that girls can start working
when theyre 18 and they must pay a small percentage
from each customer to the shop owner. She does not work
for the establishment and she can choose the number of hours
she wants to work each week. She must be examined and tested
for disease each month and bring written proof of
cleanliness from the doctor. I asked if the lady in
black was popular. Yes, she usually only lasts a few
minutes in the window. Ill say. Then I was ushered
Like Marijuana? Its LEGAL! And, if its porn
you like, the selection is limitless and a lot harder than
anything we sell here. Lifesize photos in the porn store
windows of ejaculation caught in mid air right as it splashes
across a happy female face! A lot of cock sucking shown
in the windows, too.
Dont miss the Sex Museum (Damrak street, #18). Youll
be amazed at their collection of erotic and porn photos,
films, naughty medieval clothing and sex toys. Seems they
have quite an appetite for piss parties!
KLM and Northwest fly to Amsterdam regularly from PDX. Passport
required. Low season R/T varies, about $940. So, why not
go stomping through the tulips this year?