Erotic City 'Nothing but the Naked Truth'  September 2000
"Nothing but the Naked Truth" February 2001

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Figures the shortest month of the year is devoted to Eros, the God of Love and his Christian counterpart, St. Valentine. Why doesn't Valentine's Day fall in August? Instead, it comes along in the month when you're sick of winter, sandwiched between Ground Hog's Day and President's Day. But don't you worry. There's all sorts of sales and parties and contests galore to keep you preoccupied with matters pertaining to love, or love of the flesh, or just plain nookie. And just because it's a short month doesn't mean Exotic has thrown together a skimpy issue. Aux contraire, mon frere. We've got one of the biggest issues, editorially speaking, coming at you this month, so watch out. There's everything from that favorite local love god Jesus Presley, to a trip to the Adult Expo in Las Vegas last month, with two scintillating short stories by Rex Breathes in between. He tells the tale of fellatio, first from the woman's point of view, then from the man's. We also go Behind The Hype on Temptation Island, eavesdrop on Darklady's denial, and watch Viva dancing from the woman's point of view at the rack. And if that isn't enough candy in your box, we've got murder for sale, in the pages of Paladin Press and on the internet, penned by convicted writer Jim Goad. Oh, and don't forget man's greatest challenge to his erotic supremacy in the bedroom: the shower nozzle. And Sex Around the World goes to East Berlin. If you can't find something to read this month, then you can't read. So, check out the pictures. And don't be blind to the fact: Exotic is the best free adult magazine in the world. We've got articles and stories the tired nationals are afraid to print because the content is too controversial for generic, worldwide distribution. Love us or hate us, we've been doing it longer or better than anyone around. And that's why Exotic wants to be your Valentine this month.

For all you Hearty farty fans, check out the Erotic Art Group Show @ Ona Gallery, NW 6th & Everett Street. Opens Feb. 1, First Thursday, 6-9pm. Including Brad Wallis, Krista Gaylor, Aisha Harley, Stan Jones, Marne Lucas, and much more. Take a date...you might get lucky. You know what they say about museums or galleries and women.

If she passes that test, take her to the annual Fetish Masquerade Ball, February 15 at Polly Esther's. Goddess Severina will hold the dark court with Goth bands (Written In Ashes, Sumerland, Omnibox) and Go-Goth Girls, kinky performance art thrash and more of what you wait all year for. Take it away, Spooky...

 

 

Gentlemen's Club & Strip Club News

So here it is, all the hot sticky happenings going down in our sleazy little city. Let's start by introducing you to our cover girl Sky. She didn't land on the cover of this month's issue by contributing any sexual favors (contrary to silly accusations); Sky did it the old-fashioned way, by clawing and shredding her way through a score of other covergirl hopefuls in the Jody's Cover girl Dance Contest, wrapped up last month. Sky came all the way from Coos Bay (also the place of origin of our publisher...hmmmmm) to wiggle her way into the hearts and minds of the rowdy crowd in attendance for the grand finale. Sky has been dancing at Club 101 in North Bend but decided to venture to the City of Roses in search of the big time. She'll be tearing up this town all month long with featured guest spots at Club Cabos, The Boom Boom Room and a special Valentine's event taking place at the one and only Jody's Bar and Grill on Feb. 13 in the Sinsational Valentine's Fashion Show sponsored by Cathie's. Check the calendar to try and keep up with Sky this month. And Jody's will be continuing their Thursday night debauchery with their dance contest every week. Sounds like the place to be!

And if you've still got the contest fever, we've got plenty of options for you. Let's start with the good ol' Dancin' Bare. George and the gang still know how to throw a contest the way you like to see it: with hot naked amateurs, baby. That's right, these aren't the girls we get to drool over on a regular basis, guys, these are fresh babes baring it all for the first time, (okay, maybe in public, anyway.) You can check these newbies out at the Bare on Saturday, Feb. 17th.

Next on the contest gauntlet would be the biggest, baddest mother of the group. The Big Dog Covergirl Contest continues to mark its territory all over Portland this month with four more weeks of hot and wild entertainment that makes you howl for more. Big Dog's cover girl contenders will be running wild through the Nicolai St. Clubhouse, Soobies, The Double Dribble Tavern, The Hideaway Pub, Dancers, the 420 Club; coming down to the nitty gritty for the elimination rounds at Club 205 on Feb. 21, Sassy's, on Feb. 22, and the big finale at Club 205 on Feb. 28. We're counting on all of you to help us decide which of these beauties will grace the cover of our 8th anniversary issue. Check the calendar for dates.

And in case you're not into Big Dogs, our feline friends in the Southwest keep that contest machine rolling with Wildcats' very own Miss Oregon Gentlemen's Club 2001. There's three last chances to qualify the first three Fridays this month. After that, two qualifiers will advance to the final round on Friday, Feb. 23 to capture the title and win a trip to Las Vegas. And don't forget, The 'Cats are party central this month with a Mardi Gras shindig on Feb. 27th and a Valentine's Party on Feb. 14th. Meow Meow.

The Boom Boom Room is shaking things up this month with two very special cover girls. You can catch our Valentine vixen, Sky, for one night only on Thursday Feb. 15th. Also, for your viewing pleasure, the one and only Taylor will now be featured exclusively at the Boom Boom Room. Coming in March, following last month's very successful Nicest Ass in Portland contest, The Boom Boom will be hosting The Total Package Contest, with a $600 cash payoff to the babes who have it all. This isn't just about tits and ass this time, we want it all, dammit!!!!

Stars Cabaret is back again this month with some naughty little events to put the spark in your plugs. First off we have the First Annual Valentine's Lingerie Showcase on Wednesday, February 7th with intimate apparel provided by Sweet Sensations. You can preview the lingerie on your favorite Stars entertainer then buy the clothes off her back and bring them home to your own special lady. This may be the only time of the year that the wife can catch you with someone else's panties in your pocket. And for all you guys looking to score with a Stars girl, here's your chance to strike it big with the 4th annual Stars Charity Bowling Classic.

The jury is back on one of PDXXX's newest strip clubs; we're talkin' about Soobies Bar and Grill on SE 122nd (503-253-8892). This place rocks!!! Stop by once and you'll be a regular. Hell, even the dancers can't say enough good things about Soobies. And when you stop by, be sure to order yourself something to eat.

The food just plain kicks ass!!! This is actually the only strip club I have dined in that I asked for a to-go box. Now I actually stop by the place when I'm on the run and get my food to go. Unfortunately, the hot babes aren't available to go. Check out Soobies all this month for Monday Madness during the Big Dog Cover Girl Contest.

The Dolphin is back in the swim of things with Exotic this month. For an evening of elegant, exotic beauties, you really can't miss at The Dolphin. This place has it all!!! Three stages, full bar, excellent food, and a smorgasbord of options when it comes to private dances. We're talking Table Side Dollar Dances, Bean Bag Dances, Couch Dances and more; how can you pick only one?

The Wild Orchid has bloomed once more within our pages. After going through some changes of their own, this beautiful club has now been picked up by all new owners with a fresh new attitude. Stop by and welcome Melinda to the wonderful world of adult entertainment. The orchid will promise to get you lei'd all month long with a 2 for 1 table dance special on Mondays and Wednesdays from 12-6 pm. Sounds like an afternoon in paradise to us. NEWS FLASH!!! Be on the lookout next month for the Orgasm of Oil Interclub Challenge between The Wild Orchid and The Backswing Tavern. Competition has never been this fierce, not to mention slippery for that matter. More in next month's issue!

 

 

 

Adult Store News

Cathie's, your #1 choice for Fantasy & Fun is your obvious destination to please your lover for Valentine's Day this year. Whether you're feeling naughty, amorous, horny or impatient, this place will fix you up!!! Lingerie, lotions, lubes, toys, party favors, games, everything to spice up your love life. And if your Valentine leaves you lonely and stiff, you can always pick up a synthetic date or browse the latest selection of DVD's and videos to stand in for the right hand. Cathie's is also the first choice for Exotic magazine when we want to make our sexy models look even sexier, such as our beautiful cover girl Sky. You can see Sky and 4 Star Promotions top talent wearing the sexiest selection Cathie's has to offer on Feb. 12 & 13 at Jody's Bar and Grill for the first ever Valentine's Sinsation.

The legendary porn star Ginger Lynn will be appearing at Taboo Video on Friday, February 16th.

 
 

Lingerie Shop News

Honeysuckles & Babydolls have put the cream in their crop of absolutely the finest lingerie models PDX has to offer. Enjoy the stunning new photos of these beauties in this month's issue. Or, better yet, get your ass on over to check them out in person and enjoy the all-new remodel recently completed in both shops.

Enchanted Realm is now open and ready to make you feel like a king. Your sinfully sexxy subjects await you in your kingdom on SE Stark and 81st.

Passions Lingerie opens on the first of the month. Make sure to swing by and check it out.


Corrections & Apologies

Soobies Bar and Grill, one of our new favorite hotspots, is owned by Hong, not Hono as our last issue indicated.

Club 205's ad is right this month....Yippee!!!

The Pallas was improperly defined last month. Proper Greek definition for Pallas is: young, virgin female.

We would like to apologize in advance for the new round of flatulence that our wanna-be "competitor" has unloaded. Exotic decided to drop legal matters last year against SFX, even though our complaints were clearly valid. We concluded that it would be best to leave it alone, focus on producing a superior magazine and let our customers make their own decisions. Apparently, the Kirby salesman from across the pond has nothing better to do with his time than throw stones from inside his glass house. To wit: SFX has filed suit in Multnomah County Civil Court, suing a former dedicated worker for non-competition violation and non-disclosure. Funny, when you consider Mr. SFX himself is in violation of the same contract as a former pain-in-the-ass when he worked at Exotic magazine. As for his claims of disclosing trade secrets of SFX to Exotic....Catch a clue Marty; you'd have to have an original idea in the first place for it to be a secret. Lawsuit? Settlement? Get off the crack. Trying to collect on bogus lawsuits to pay your past-due bills is so last millennium. See you in court. Hope you have a better attorney than the six different ones you went through last time.

 


CALENDAR OF EVENTS

SPECIAL EVENTS

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 2
MISS OREGON GENTLEMEN'S CLUB Semi-finals * Wildcats * 9pm

SATURDAY FEBRUARY 3
THE JAMIE BURNETT DAND * Roosters
BIG DOG COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * 420 club * 10pm

SUNDAY FEBRUARY 4
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm

MONDAY FEBRUARY 5
BIG DOG COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * Soobies * 10pm

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 7
BIG DOG COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * Sassy's * 10pm
LINGERIE SHOWCASE * Stars Cabaret Beaverton * 9pm

THURSDAY FEBRUARY 8
BIG DOG COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * 420 club * 10pm

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 9
BIG DOG COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * The Hideaway Pub * 10pm
MISS OREGON GENTLEMEN'S CLUB Semi-finals * Wildcats * 9pm

SATURDAY FEBRUARY 10
BIG DOG COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * Dancers * 10pm

SUNDAY FEBRUARY 11
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
LUCY FUR'S CARTOON CABARET * Berbati's Pan * 10pm

MONDAY FEBRUARY 12
EXOTIC COVERGIRL "SKY" * Club Cabos * 9pm
BIG DOG COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * Soobies * 10pm CATHIES VALENTINE SINSATION * Jody's Bar & Grill * 9pm

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 13
CATHIES VALENTINE SINSATION w Covergirl Sky * Jody's Bar & Grill * 9pm
BIG DOG COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * Nicolai St. Clubhouse* 10pm

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 14
LUST-O-RAMA 2 * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
VALENTINES DAY PARTY * Stars Salem * 9 pm
VALENTINES DAY PARTY * Wildcats * 9 pm

THURSDAY FEBRUARY 15
FETISH MASQUERADE BALL * Polly Esthers * 9pm
BIG DOG COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * Dancers * 10pm

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 16
BIG DOG COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * The Double Dribble * 10pm
MISS OREGON GENTLEMEN'S CLUB Semi-finals * Wildcats * 9pm

SATURDAY FEBRUARY 17
AMATEUR NIGHT * George's Dancin Bare * 9 pm

MONDAY FEBRUARY 19
BIG DOG COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * Soobies * 10pm

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 20
BIG DOG COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * Nicolai St. Clubhouse* 10pm

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 21
BIG DOG DANCE CONTEST ELIMINATION ROUND 1 * Club 205 * 10pm

THURSDAY FEBRUARY 22
BIG DOG DANCE CONTEST ELIMINATION ROUND 2 * Sassy's * 10pm

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 23
MISS OREGON GENTLEMEN'S CLUB FINALS * Wildcats * 9pm

SUNDAY FEBRUARY 25
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 27
MARDI GRAS PARTY * Wildcats * 9pm

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 28
BIG DOG DANCE CONTEST GRAND FINALE * Club 205 * 9pm


 

WEEKLY EVENTS

SUNDAYS
Sunday Night Free Buffet * The Dolphin
Free Pool * Sassy's * Riverside * Roosters
Sinferno Cabaret * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm

 

MONDAYS

Dolphin Dollar Dance Night * The Dolphin
Monday Madness * Soobies Bar & Grill
Wildcats * Amateur Night
Wild Orchid * 2 for 1 Table Dances 12-5pm
The Main Event * Buck Night
More-On Mondays * Stars Cabaret in Salem

 

TUESDAYS

Dolphin Dollar Dance Night * The Dolphin
Wildcats * Tightwad Tuesdays
$2 Tuesdays * Stars Cabaret in Salem
Club 205 * Ladies' Night

 

WEDNESDAYS

Dolphin Dollar Dance Night * The Dolphin
Wildcats * South of the Border Night
Wild Orchid * 2 for 1 Table Dances 12-5pm
Club 205 * Hooters Night

 

THURSDAYS

Jody's Exotic Dance Contest * Jody's * 9pm
Xotica-Go-Go * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm-Close
Wildcats * Couples Night
Thirsty Thursdays * Stars Cabaret in Salem

 

FRIDAYS

Double Trouble * Dancers
Friday Night Party * Club 5800

 

SATURDAYS

Saturday Night Blast * Club 5800


 

 

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