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"Nothing but the Naked Truth" March 2001

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The Exotic Month in Review

Welcome back to Pornland's chronicle of all the events you just might have to kill yourself over if you missed them. First we'll catch up on what's already come and gone. Last month saw the surprise swan song performance of adult film starlet Ginger Lynn taking the stage and taking it off on the stage of Dante's during their Carnalicious Cabaret.
The previous night, the gang at Exotic got a chance to hang out with a couple of new partners in crime, Dennis Hof of the Moonlite BunnyRanch, and Jimmy Flynt (a.k.a. Larry's brother) of Hustler magazine. Our mission that night, which we accepted, was to show these guys all the wonderfully wicked sights our fair city has to offer. Without getting into too much detail, lets just leave it with saying: "Mission accomplished." Apparently, Hustler magazine is expanding into other ventures within the adult industry, such as the Hustler Adult Superstores and the brand new Club Hustler (the first one just opened in New Orleans.) Apparently, club number two is planting its seed in Las Vegas; as for club number three, rumor has it landing in a Northwest city which just happens to have more adult oriented businesses per capita than anywhere else in the US (You guys figure it out. Just remember, you heard it here first, and you'll see it here first!)
And if you just can't get enough of the hot nasty gossip like you're reading right now, might we recommend you get yourself a daily dosage of Erotic City type goodies live and in your face on the Liz Wilde Show. You can catch Liz and her merry band of Lizbians Monday through Friday from noon to three on 1080 AM-KOTK. Often compared to a female Howard Stern, the show is packed full of naughty features such as strip trivia, sex-toy demonstrations, celebrity guests, and Exotic magazine covergirl interviews, beginning this month with the lovely Spirit from Stars Salem. Give 'em a call and tell them we sent ya.

Gentelmen's Club News

Stars Cabaret Salem is the top story this month as they celebrate their huge two Year Anniversary Party all month long. To make a long story short, try the following on for size: 1/2 price tabledances, Rubber Duckie Bathtub Parties, Pajama Parties, Customer Appreciation Week with free buffet, St Paddy's Day Party with Spanky the Leprechaun, Adult Film Gangbang Superstar Jasmine St. Claire, V.I.P. Gold Card Giveaways, The Stars Gameshow Extravaganza, and a Harley Davidson 1200 Sportster Giveaway (pictured with our lovely covergirl.) Whew! Sounds like one hell of a party! Check out the Stars Salem Calendar on page 17 for specific details. And, just in case you're too damn lazy to make the trek to Salem, the Beaverton location will bring Jasmine St. Claire to you on March 20-22. Watch out! The Party Bus will head back to Mt. Hood for another ski trip on March 3, not to mention a Charity Bikini Billiards event coming on April 10.

After concluding the ultimate contest abomination last month with Big Dog's Exotic Covergirl Contest (which is still not over at press time, but narrowed down to 12 top contenders for our 8th Anniversary Covergirl), we thought we might be able to take a breather...but nooooo! Coming at you this month on Thursday, March 8th, is The Boom Boom Room's Hottest "Total Package Contest." Boasting a $600 cash prize, the judges will be looking for the girl who has it all. You got a nice ass or a stacked rack, good for you...but you've got to have the complete package to take this one home, baby!

One of Portland's most unique stages is, sadly, no more. Shagnasty's in St. Johns has undergone a bit of reconstruction as of late. The formerly caged stage has been lowered three feet and the surrounding cage has been taken down. No more stiff necks guys; however, other body parts may still become rigid due to the Shagnasty dancers. You've been warned!

And what would an issue of Erotic City be without a Wildcats update. This month marks the return of the infamous "Great Popsicle Suckoff" on Friday, March 23rd. In case you've forgotten how this works, you lucky bastards get the chance to purchase the sucktress of your choice and hold the popsicle for her as she develops a serious case of frostbitten tongue and chapped lips. (You gotta' love this place!) And on St. Patty's Day, wear a bit o' green and get a buck off everything--that's everything!

Club 205 is adding another event to their monthly debauchery; Tuesday the 20th will kick-off their new 2fer Tuesdays with 2 girls on all 3 stages. With the stellar talent 205 has to offer, we're talkin major double vision guys.

And if seeing double gets you off, Doc's Bar and Grill is back in the mag and rockin' hard with Double Vision every Thursday night. Check out their ad on page 15 to see how a photo shoot can go completely to the dogs and come off smelling like a rose.

The Pallas on SE Powell is stepping into the spotlight full force this month. With a palatial new look, high tech lighting, thumpin' sound and Portland's first fountain stage for openers; stay tuned as new developments unfold. Rumors circulating include a full bar and, get this, nude basketball!!!

Welcome to The Bottoms Up Tavern located on St. Helens Highway. With a new remodel, expanded menu and an all new full service bar, their grand reopening party, on Friday, March 23rd, sounds like it will be well worth the drive. They'll even be pulling out the stops with the return of Jennifer (oh my God!) Flame and Jackie. Get out there!

Good times continue to be had at Soobies. The creation of a new tradition was born from the Big Dog Contest, as Soobies Monday Madness Contest Night continues on the 1st and 3rd Monday every month. Girls will compete for $150 dollars and the chance to be the Soobies Pin Up Girl of the month in Exotic magazine. And I can't noodle you enough to check this place out, if for no other reason than their food just plain kicks ass; not to mention the extremely hot (and even friendlier) babes.

It's not a strip club, though many off-duty dancers are spotted there; we're talkin' about Boogie Woogies. This is a new nightclub featuring dueling pianos, Cajun creole cuisine, and lots and lots of horny club-hoppers. Located downtown near the Lotus, Boogie Woogies is brought to you by the masterminds behind Stars Cabaret. Locals are calling this the best thing to come to Portland in 10 years. Stop by and see for yourself.

Dancers on Division has gotten a new remodel along with a new format this month. This 18 and over club is stocking the place full of hot young dancers from 18-21 years old. They like 'em young and so will you. They've also opened up private rooms for a more intimate table dance experience that will leave you more, should we say, satisfied. As in, you can take matters into your own hands...or should we just come out and say that the place is ...stroke friendly. If you still don't know what we mean, just keep your ignorant ass at home with a porno mag and a box of tissues. Butterfly has joined the team this month as art director for our fantastic covergirl shoot with Spirit. As exclusive wardrobe consultant to the Stars Cabaret chain, Butterfly has been developing her talents over the years and now offers one of the most impressive selections of "Show-off" clothes available anywhere. Her showroom is located on Milwaukie Ave. just South of Holgate on the left. Girls, if you haven't had a Butterfly experience, you've gotta go check this place out. Appointments are preferred. See her ad on page 37 for details. And we'd like to thank Butterfly one more time for making this months covergirl shoot an incredible experience. Our publisher's selection for the cover was only one of close to 400 pictures that were taken of this lovely lady. If you'd like a peek at the rest, check us out online at www.xmag.com for a special covergirl photo gallery showing off Spirit and Butterfly's talents in a variety of costumes and poses.

 

 


Adult Store News

BabyDolls and HoneySuckles have brought back two of their heavy hitters for an exclusive engagement this month; Exotic covergirls Taylor and Vivianna are both back for a limited time to fulfill your fantasies. So stop by and enjoy them while you can.

 


In Other News

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CALENDAR OF EVENTS

SPECIAL EVENTS

THURSDAY MARCH 1
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
Friday March 2
Coge • Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside)
SATURDAY MARCH 3
STARS PARTY BUS TO MT. HOOD * Stars Cabaret Beaverton
A.B.A.T.E. SWAP MEET PARTY W/STEVE COATS BAND * Roosters * 6pm
SUNDAY MARCH 4
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
MONDAY MARCH 5
SOOBIES PIN-UP GIRL DANCE CONTEST * Soobies Bar and Grill * 10pm
WEDNESDAY MARCH 7
MONTHLY DANCE CONTEST * Sassy's * 10pm
THURSDAY MARCH 8
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
HOTTEST TOTAL PACKAGE CONTEST * The Boom Boom Room * 10pm
SATURDAY MARCH 10
STEVE POMP * Roosters
SUNDAY MARCH 11
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
THURSDAY MARCH 15
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
FRIDAY MARCH 16
LIZ WILDE'S BLOW IT OUT YR ASS w/midget rock-n-roll & Dennis Rodman * Cobalt Lounge * 12noon
SATURDAY MARCH 17
ST. PATRICKS DAY PARTY * Stars Cabaret Salem
ST. PATRICKS DAY PARTY * Wildcats * 10pm
SUNDAY MARCH 18
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
MONDAY MARCH 19
SOOBIES PIN-UP GIRL DANCE CONTEST * Soobies Bar and Grill * 10pm
TUESDAY MARCH 20
TWO-FER-TUESDAY * Club 205 * 9pm-11pm
JASMINE ST. CLAIRE (3 shows) * Stars Cabaret Beaverton
WEDNESDAY MARCH 21
JASMINE ST. CLAIRE (3 shows) * Stars Cabaret Beaverton
COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * Club 205 * 10pm
THURSDAY MARCH 22
JASMINE ST. CLAIRE (3 shows) * Stars Cabaret Beaverton
GRAND RE-OPENING PARTY * Bottoms Up Tavern * 4pm-9pm XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
FRIDAY MARCH 23
JASMINE ST. CLAIRE (3 shows) * Stars Cabaret Salem
THE GREAT POPSICLE SUCKOFF RETURNS * Wildcats * 10pm
ABBY TRAVIS-MISS B. HAVEN * Dante's * 10pm
SATURDAY MARCH 24
JASMINE ST. CLAIRE (3 shows) * Stars Cabaret Salem
THE RIVER RATS * Roosters
ABBY TRAVIS-SORIAH * Dante's * 10pm
SUNDAY MARCH 25
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
THURSDAY MARCH 29
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm

 

 

WEEKLY EVENTS

SUNDAYS
Sunday Night Free Buffet * The Dolphin
Free Pool * Sassy's * Riverside * Roosters
Sinferno Cabaret * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
MONDAYS
Dolphin Dollar Dance Night * The Dolphin
Wildcats * Amateur Night
Wild Orchid * 2 for 1 Table Dances 12-5pm
The Main Event * Buck Night
More-On Mondays * Stars Cabaret in Salem
TUESDAYS
Dolphin Dollar Dance Night * The Dolphin
Sassys * $6.00 Prime Rib
Wildcats * Tightwad Tuesdays
$2 Tuesdays * Stars Cabaret in Salem
Club 205 * Ladies' Night
WEDNESDAYS
Dolphin Dollar Dance Night * The Dolphin
Wildcats * South of the Border Night
Wild Orchid * 2 for 1 Table Dances 12-5pm
Club 205 * Hooters Night
THURSDAYS
Double Vision * Docs Bar and Grill * 9pm
Jody's Exotic Dance Contest * Jody's * 9pm
Xotica-Go-Go * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm-Close
Wildcats * Couples Night
Thirsty Thursdays * Stars Cabaret in Salem
FRIDAYS
Double Trouble * Dancers

 

 

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