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"Nothing but the Naked Truth" April 2001

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The Exotic Month in Review

We're back, just in case you missed us, and, judging from your overwhelming response, my guess is (admit it) you couldn't live without us. You all say, "Yeah, it's just that fuckin' little strip club mag," as you pick up Exotic magazine in your sweating, jonesing little hand and immediately run home to...call up our advertisers. The publisher thinks the issue sucks this month, so, you don't have to bother reading it. Lord knows we (I) try, but...it's just never good enough for some people. I know what: Why don't we run all ads with some misspelled ramblings gleaned off the Internet, throw in a review about some gun or car or some new stripper at a bar we're trying to sell an ad to and call it a fucking magazine. No, we couldn't get away with that... Could we?

So, Teresa Dulce, of Danzine, went all the way to fucking South Africa, with porn icon Sharon Mitchell, to attend a sex workers conference there. But, I know none of you care that South Africa will probably decriminalize prostitution within three years, so, please don't bother reading that piece. And John Chandler reports on two up and coming locals with CDs out, Betty Already and Dear Nora--with real live rocker chicks. But, you don't give two shits about that either. Now, our undercover instigator has penned a wonderful bit of prose exposing the fraud of "Faked Male Orgasms." But none of you want to cop to that, so, better skip that one, too. Rex gives a fond send-off to Viva Las Vegas, now relocated to NYC. But, that's all in the past; let's move on. Darklady gets naked in LA with porn starlets. Who cares, right; it's not you getting it on with porno vixens. Then there's the usual "Pornos For Primates" crappy reviews while the "Superior Sadist" abuses her subs with canned fish products. Boring! DJ Anon waxes about the fate of Napster and Vivid Blue goes to the Mardi Gras (which means Tuesday Fat in French). But why am I even bothering to tell you this. All in all, it's just a bizarre cacophony of voices you will never hear. In fact, you're not even reading this, so, I could call you a fucking moron, and you'd never know. So there. Read on. I talk about your mother later.

This month marks another big, bad mama Danzine benefit at Dante's, Friday, April 6th. All the slinky mama bears will be stripping to the live sounds of Freight Train Casanova. And, proceeds go to benefit Danzine--a magazine by and for sex workers. Speaking of which, issue number 18 is out. You can call 503-234-9615 to snag a copy.

Also, Rex is in my earhole bugging me to direct your attention towards "Fetish," the new necromancer now slinking about at Shagnasty's and Rooster's. Now, if you'll excuse me I've got to go dump the ashtrays--the only thing I'mgood for around here.



Gentelmen's Club News

Welcome back to all you porn gossip junkies. Let's start off with some covergirl newsflashes for you to wank on. The Big Dog Covergirl Contest concluded last month at Club 205 with 12 of PDXXX's hottest entertainers going at it for the cover of Exotic's 8th Anniversary issue. And the winner was.... MIGHTY ISIS!!! (pictured at left) Isis will be hitting our racks in all her glory this July; until then, enjoy her at Club 205. Congrat's to Isis, with honorable mention to our runners-up--Geni from Sassy's took a very close second, followed by Holly from Sassy's & 205 (Gallery Magazine's Girl Next Door, July 2001) and up-and-comer, Janae, also from Club 205. Sounds like homefield advantage definitely paid off.

Which brings us to this month's covergirl, the innocently dangerous Amaya, from Soobie's Bar & Grill. This little hottie is celebrating her 21st B-day on April 19th. Amaya's birthday also happens to be T-shirt and G-string Giveaway night, so every dollar you put on Amaya's rack can win you the t-shirt straight off her back, or the g-string straight off her...well, you get the picture. Soobie's is still kickin' ass with Tuesday Theme Nights and Pinup Girl Dance Contests. FLASH!!! Catch Amaya live with our favorite radio trashtalk princess, Liz Wilde, on 1080 AM, Friday April 20th; she'll be playing strip trivia along with Ashton, Soobie's strippin' bartender. Exotic will be providing top talent from all you favorite clubs for Strip Trivia--every Friday at 1:00 pm on Liz's show; so, stay tuned.

Jody's and Club Cabos will be taking over Sinferno Cabaret on Sunday, April 22nd. In case you have no idea what this means, we suggest you get your uneducated ass out of the house a little more often and check this shit out!!! We're talkin' fire, debauchery, and hot naked babes; what the fuck else could you hope for on a Sunday night?

Welcome to City Limits Showgirls. This spectacular new club has taken over the old CJ's space in style!!! We rarely get this excited, but once the remodel was close to complete and we saw City Limits, we were very vertically motivated. (Maybe the 27 girls working that Friday night had something to do with it.) PATIO ALERT!!! You can now get hot in the great outdoors at two of our favorite springtime gardens. Visit Doc's Bar & Grill and the Riverside Corral, both opening their patios this month (weather permitting). There's nothing like fresh air and fresher babes-a-poppin'.

Shagnasty's out in St. John's is looking rad these days, with a brand new stage and remodel. We heartily encourage you to pay them a visit and see what you've been missing. How about on April 25th when the mystery dancer in their ad will be getting naked for one night only. We're not sure who she is, but rumor has it that her ass has graced my face a time or two.

George's Dancin' Bare is firing up a new contest this month with the First Annual Pro-Am Dance Contest on Saturday April 21st. There will be a $500 cash package plus tons of prizes for Portland's top babes to get naked over. Amateur, pro, wannabe, whatever, if you think you're the shit, or you're just waiting for your 15 minutes, this is your chance to dance at one of Portland's most illustrious clubs.

The Pallas Club is hosting their huge Grand Opening Celebration on Thursday April 19th, with door prizes, giveaways and specials we can't mention in print. More important to all you connoisseurs of perversion, 20 gorgeous dancers will be sluggin' it out in the opening round of yet another Exotic Covergirl Contest. (Yes another one!) This contest will start at the Pallas grand opening party and continue every Thursday, alternating between the Pallas and the Dream On Saloon. $200 in cash prizes will be split each week by two finalists, proceeding to the big finale in June, winning the cover of Exotic.

The wonderful cabaret producer, Kitty Diggins, will be showing off her latest creation, the April Fools Ball, Sunday, April 1st at Berbati's Pan. Featuring this time 'round will b Seattle's Gun Street Girls, "Kitten on the Keys" Suzanne Ramsey, Christine Darling, The Third Floor sketch comedy group, Kitty Diggin's Burlesque Players and Court Jesters performing "Limerick Slams" and April Fools Pranks. You'd be a fool to miss this one.



 


Adult Store News

Cathie's is getting ready for their new summer lines by having a blow-out sale with 40% off all tube dresses, and an expanded clearance section with ridiculously low prices. So get shopping now for all your dancer and erotic attire needs.



 


In Other News

Thank God (as if (s)he has anything to do with it) there are No new lingerie shops that opened this month. Take things into your own hands and support the forefathers of foreplay we already have, for chris'sakes!!!

 

 


CALENDAR OF EVENTS

SPECIAL EVENTS

SUNDAY APRIL 1
APRIL FOOLS BALL * Berbati's Pan * 10pm
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
WEDNESDAY APRIL 4
MONTHLY DANCE CONTEST * Sassy's * 10pm
THURSDAY APRIL 5
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
GIVEAWAY NIGHT + ASHTON GETS NAKED * Soobies Bar and Grill
FRIDAY APRIL 6
JODY'S GIRLS STRIP TRIVIA * The Liz Wilde Show 1080AM * 1pm
SATURDAY APRIL 7
FAIR GAME * Roosters * 9pm
SUNDAY APRIL 8
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
MONDAY APRIL 9
SOOBIES PIN-UP GIRL DANCE CONTEST * Soobies Bar and Grill * 10pm
TUESDAY APRIL 10
2-fer-TUESDAY * Club 205 * 2pm-4pm & 9pm-11pm
STARS BIKINI BILLIARDS TOURNAMENT * Stars Cabaret Beaverton
FANTASY THEME NIGHT * Soobie's Bar and Grill
2ND ANNUAL VENDOR FAIR * Stars Cabaret Salem
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
SUNDAY APRIL 15
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
WEDNESDAY APRIL 18
COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * Club 205 * 10pm
THURSDAY APRIL 19
GRAND OPENING PARTY/COVERGIRL CONTEST ROUND 1 * The Pallas
MONTHLY DANCE CONTEST * Jody's Bar & Grill * 10pm
GIVEAWAY NIGHT + AMAYA'S 21ST BIRTHDAY * Soobies Bar and Grill
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
FRIDAY APRIL 20
SOOBIE'S GIRLS STRIP TRIVIA * The Liz Wilde Show 1080AM * 1pm
SATURDAY APRIL 21
HUDSON ROCKET BAND * Roosters * 9pm
1ST ANNUAL PRO-AM DANCE CONTEST * George's Dancin' Bare
SUNDAY APRIL 22
SINFERNO CABARET W/THE JODY'S/CABOS GIRLS * Dante's * 10pm
TUESDAY APRIL 24
STARS CASINO PARTY BUS * Stars Cabaret Beaverton
FANTASY THEME NIGHT * Soobie's Bar and Grill
WEDNESDAY APRIL 25
MYSTERY DANCER FEATURE SET * Shagnasty's * 10pm
THURSDAY APRIL 26
COVERGIRL CONTEST ROUND 2 * The Dream On Saloon
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
SUNDAY APRIL 29
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm

 

 

WEEKLY EVENTS

SUNDAYS
Sinferno Cabaret * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
Sunday Night Free Buffet * The Dolphin
Free Pool * Sassy's * Riverside * Roosters
MONDAYS
Dolphin Dollar Dance Night * The Dolphin
Wildcats * Amateur Night
The Main Event * Buck Night
More-On Mondays * Stars Cabaret in Salem
TUESDAYS
Dolphin Dollar Dance Night * The Dolphin
Sassys * $6.00 Prime Rib
Wildcats * Tightwad Tuesdays
$2 Tuesdays * Stars Cabaret in Salem
Club 205 * Ladies' Night
WEDNESDAYS
Dolphin Dollar Dance Night * The Dolphin
Wildcats * South of the Border Night
Club 205 * Hooters Night
THURSDAYS
Double Vision * Docs Bar and Grill * 9pm
Jody's Exotic Dance Contest * Jody's * 9pm
Xotica-Go-Go * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm-Close
Wildcats * Couples Night
Thirsty Thursdays * Stars Cabaret in Salem


 

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