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"Nothing but the Naked Truth" May 2001

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The Exotic Month in Review

Live and local, it's the Erotic City Schmooze; there's a lot to cover this month so let's get started with Leggs--the art show Danzine Benefit. This group show, featuring artists Arnold Pander, Ernest Truly, Marne Lucas and countless others, will open first Thursday, May 3rd at Medusa Tattoo Gallery, located directly above Kelly's Olympian at 420 SW Washington, #202. The gifted gams of some of your favorite local sex work Icons, such as Viva Las Vegas and Teresa Dulce, will be rendered in photographs and other visual arts for your bidding. That's right. The hanging is a silent auction with proceeds to benefit Danzine--a magazine by and for sex workers around the world. And it comes right on the heels of May Day--the international celebration of workers. So, how PC and arty farty can you get: Support artists, sex workers and the magazine that cares for both, all at the same time. And meet beautiful, intelligent, challenging women at the opening night reception from 7 till 10 pm. Immediately afterwards, schlep on over to Dante's, at 1 SW 3rd Ave, for the big, after-opening-night Cabaret called Varietease vs. The Stupor Stars. Okay, you've got me. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Well, check this out: The Stupor Stars are like LA's hottest garage band in years. Drawing on influences (as opposed to influenza, as I am) like the Dictators (NYC), AC/DC ("Highway To Hell"), and The Beat (80's Brit New Wave) gives me a headache just thinking about it. But, it could be really cool, too. At any rate, there will be lots of other acts and strippers galore, like Marey Pleasure and the Hula Hoop Flambe Duo. All this for only five freakin' dollars. If just one of the acts is good then you'll get your moneys worth. This is the huevos rancheros art attack event of the year. Just being seen there will mean you have a high degree of coolness. I know I'll be there trying to forget...forget...forget that Exotic magazine is just a cheap lipsticked whore taking it in the ass from advertisers that bend us over for money that doesn't even cover the cost of printing, let alone sales, design and bookkeeping...Whoops. How the fuck did that get in there? Better go take my meds now so I can be a good trained seal...

The Exotic empire is now extending its long, thick, veiny tentacles into the world of broadcast radio! Shadowy Exotic background figure Jim Goad, he of ANSWER Me! / Redneck Manifesto / felony conviction notoriety, now hosts a weekly radio show called Let's Fight! with Jim Goad. The show, sponsored by Exotic, airs every Saturday from 11am to 12 noon on KGUY 1010 AM. Goad describes himself as "The sweetest man alive...the world's most misunderstood comedian...the man with the nicest ass in all of radio." Willamette Week called Jim "Portland's Scariest Angry White Male." PDXS voted him "Butthead of the Year." The Oregonian dubbed him a "Promoter of Violence." Love him or hate him, he'd like to fight with you; call him on the air every Saturday morning at 503-235-1010.



Gentelmen's Club News

That's right boys and girls, contest fever is back again, and yet another cover of Exotic magazine is at stake. This time at the Dream On Saloon and the Pallas Club. The final four contests take place every Thursday this month, alternating between the two clubs, with two finalists from each round proceeding to the big finale at The Pallas in June. Trust us, after witnessing round one (see pg. 10) these girls (courtesy of the Heartbreakers agency) know how to put on a competition. Round one brought us three winners last month...Kudos to Darien, Jasmine and the very messy, very sticky Sugar (as seen on the Jenny Jones Show). Remember guys, these contests are judged by audience response, which means...you get to pick the covergirl!

City Limits Showgirls is enhancing their calendar this month with Wicked Wednesday Feature Nights. With a different theme each week, including wet & wild T-shirts, costumed theme nights and more, you'll definitely wanna take the time away from your busy schedules and rise to the occasion. And if that doesn't get you motivated, we're sure their $10 table dances will.

Just in case you all actually read this rag, you may have noticed an ad or two from our friends at Portland Exotic Dancers.com. And you still might be wondering what the hell they're about. Allow us to fill you in with 3 simple words you can all understand...FREE NAKED CHICKS. Log on to their site at www.portlandexoticdancers.com, sign up for free and check this shit out. With over 20 dancers at press time and plenty more coming to get your drive hard, this site is rapidly becoming the best looking local exotic dancer page to hit the web. (Next to www.xmag.com of course!) Their site includes photo galleries, schedules, and online stores where you can buy your favorite dancer's panties with one click of your sticky little mouse. They even have a monthly contest, like last month when we hitched up one lucky stiff with Kitty (Miss Nude-Not-Allowed-To-Say) and Destiny (Miss Nude Oregon 1998-99) for a night of limo ridin' and club hoppin'. Thanks to PED's posse for an evening we forgot before it even ended. Thank God the pictures reminded us what our booze-addled memories left out. It appears we had a great time. Be on the lookout for a big event coming to you in June from PED and Viacreme (The new, topically applied female version of Viagra).

Stars Cabaret in Beaverton has plenty going on...like when don't they. For the lowdown and specifics check out the Stars calendar on page two; but make sure you don't miss adult film and magazine starlet Harmony Grant appearing May 16th - 19th with 3 shows nightly. And while we're talkin' about Stars, raise some hell for Team Exotic taking Third Place in the Stars Bikini Billiards Tournament last month. See the pictures on this page for a taste of what you missed. Our anonymous team player saw how stiff the competition was and opted for a table dance instead--which just seemed to make things even harder--and that's when we were eliminated. Thanks to Stars for the trophy and the jacket, but the two of us are having a hard time wearing the jacket at the same time.

Shagnasty's has a new trick up their shaggy sleeves this month. On May 23rd, for one night only, their new stage will be sporting some wood. Stop by (if you dare) for their 1st Ladies Night featuring an all male-review. You'll excuse us if the gang here at Exotic might have to sit this one out; but I'm sure there are some curious (horny) ladies out there who won't want to miss it.

 

Adult Store News

Not only are we welcoming Bad Attitude back to our pages this month, we're hailing them as a neighbor as well. Celebrate Cinco De Mayo by stopping by their new downtown location just next to Berbati's and just across the way from Dante's. Tushelle and Joffrey are vamping up their new location and stocking it to the max with the finest selection of dancewear, accessories, shoes and boots (including Doc Martens), PVC, latex and all that good shit you just can't live without. Thank god!!! There's nothing worse that doing a photo shoot with a girl who forgot to bring her platform heels; but now the solution is just across the street. Take our advice and check them out!!!


 


Iingerie Shop News

Top of the props this month goes to Private Pleasures and Secret Rendezvous. We can all thank Ann and her outstanding taste in women for bringing us this month's covergirl... GreenLee. Aside from appearing regularly at Private's and Secret's, GreenLee will be touring the clubs this month and baring it all at Sassy's, Club 205, Jody's and finishing up at Dante's. But remember, for the most intimate one-on-one experience, check this beauty out where she started out. And don't miss the opening of the Bikini Car Wash season at Secret Rendezvous on Sunday, May 6th. Come on guys, how often do you get the chance to have a half naked Exotic Covergirl buffing up that sorry excuse for a ride you've been driving? Well, here's your chance!

And welcome to three new advertisers-in-one this month: Sheer Sensations, Exclusive Cuts & Tans and Intimate Obsessions. With the lovely ladies these shops have to offer in their 3 convenient locations, there's just no decent excuse to not pay them a visit. Welcome aboard, John.

There will be big news at Babydolls and HoneySuckles next month. Look for the scoop here next month on the exciting changes happening out Beaverton way.

 


CALENDAR OF EVENTS

SPECIAL EVENTS

WEDNESDAY MAY 2
MONTHLY DANCE CONTEST * Sassy's * 10pm
WICKED WEDNESDAYS * City Limits Showgirls
THURSDAY MAY 3
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
EXOTIC COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST ROUND 3 * The Pallas Club * 10pm
SATURDAY MAY 5 CINCO DE MAYO PARTIES * Stars Cabaret Beaverton & Salem
GRAND OPENING * Bad Attitude * 36 SW 3rd (off Burnside)
SUNDAY MAY 6
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
BIKINI CAR WASH * Secret Rendezvous * (1pm-5pm)
STARS PARTY BUS TO THE DOG RACES * Stars Cabaret Beaverton
TUESDAY MAY 8
2-fer-TUESDAY * Club 205 * 2pm-4pm & 9pm-11pm WEDNESDAY MAY 9
WICKED WEDNESDAYS (Wet & Wild) * City Limits Showgirls
THURSDAY MAY 10
EXOTIC COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST ROUND 3 *Dream On Saloon * 10pm
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm SATURDAY MAY 12
STARS PARTY BUS TO SPIRIT MTN. CASINO * Stars Cabaret Salem
SUNDAY MAY 13
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
WEDNESDAY MAY 16 - 19
HARMONY GRANT * Stars Cabaret * 3 Shows Nightly
WEDNESDAY MAY 16
WICKED WEDNESDAYS (Dancer Costume Night) * City Limits Showgirls
THURSDAY MAY 17
EXOTIC COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST ROUND 3 * The Pallas Club * 10pm
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
MONTHLY DANCE CONTEST * Jody's Bar & Grill * 10pm TUESDAY APRIL 10
2-fer-TUESDAY * Club 205 * 2pm-4pm & 9pm-11pm SATURDAY MAY 19
AMATEUR NIGHT * George's Dancin' Bare
SUNDAY MAY 20
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
TUESDAY MAY 22
2-fer-TUESDAY * Club 205 * 2pm-4pm & 9pm-11pm WEDNESDAY MAY 23
COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * Club 205 * 10pm
LADIES NIGHT W/MALE REVIEW * Shagnasty's * 10pm WICKED WEDNESDAYS (Amateur Wet T-Shirt Night) * City Limits Showgirls
THURSDAY MAY 24
EXOTIC COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST ROUND 3 *Dream On Saloon * 10pm
MONTHLY DANCE CONTEST * Jody's Bar & Grill * 10pm
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
SUNDAY MAY 27
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
THURSDAY MAY 30
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm

 

 

WEEKLY EVENTS

SUNDAYS
Sinferno Cabaret * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
Sunday Night Free Buffet * The Dolphin
Free Pool * Sassy's * Riverside * Roosters
MONDAYS
Wildcats * Amateur Night
The Main Event * Buck Night
More-On Mondays * Stars Cabaret in Salem
TUESDAYS
Sassys * $6.00 Prime Rib
Wildcats * Tightwad Tuesdays
$2 Tuesdays * Stars Cabaret in Salem
Club 205 * Ladies' Night
WEDNESDAYS
Wildcats * South of the Border Night
Club 205 * Hooters Night
THURSDAYS
Double Vision * Docs Bar and Grill * 9pm
Jody's Exotic Dance Contest * Jody's * 9pm
Xotica-Go-Go * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm-Close
Wildcats * Couples Night
Thirsty Thursdays * Stars Cabaret in Salem
FRIDAYS
Purple Rain Fridays * Polly Esther's


 

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