in Caracas, Venezuela
all my friends travel independently like I do; no one
I care to associate with travels on packaged 'tours'.
I believe in stretching a buck as far as it will go and
doing things on my own. This month I'll tell you two things
no travel agent would dare discuss.
#1. Sex with strangers happens when you're
on vacation. #2. Always pack condoms, even if you swear
you'd never fuck in a risky Third World country.
If you're headed to Venezuela, you'll
eventually end up in Caracas; it's almost unavoidable.
There are plenty of bars where you could probably get
laid for the equivalent of about $35 US, but for $10 you
can have yourself a young, pretty girl from the ghetto.
Before you scoff at the idea of screwing
slum whores, let me assure you, my friend Sam felt the
same way, until he tried it.
We were just passing through on our way
into the countryside for some scenic relaxation. Our taxi
driver decided to give us an impromptu 'tour' of the ghetto.
We suspected he was getting a percentage of all the business
he brought in, because he drove like he knew exactly where
he was going. Stopping in front of a shack with a roof
made of corrugated metal, he beckoned us inside to meet
isn't a shameful business in
slums of Caracas; it's a good way to earn a living. The
family was confident that within a year they could move
into a much better house because of Vacci and her sister."
Mom and dad quickly brought out a shy
little creature named Vacci, who appeared to be in her
teens. She got right to business with Sam, hugging him
and inviting him to spend some time with her. She sounded
very 'scripted' and her lines were well rehearsed. She
kept saying the same words over and over. He looked at
me and I nodded for him to go ahead. Off they went into
a curtained area while everyone else sat on the front
stoop drinking tea.
Two hours later Sam was still at it. Dad
said not to hurry. I asked him how much his daughter made
selling sex. Apparently he had two daughters in the biz
and they were the family's only income. On a good day
they could earn the equivalent of $70 if the customers
were generous and paid more than the asking price.
For Vacci and her family, the money bought
everything, including medicine for dad's heart condition
and mom's ulcerated eyes. To try and swindle these working
slum whores is to take money from the whole family. Prostitution
isn't a shameful business in the slums of Caracas; it's
a good way to earn a living. The family was confident
that within a year they could move into a much better
house because of Vacci and her sister.
Sam spent the better part of the day fucking
Vacci and I passed the time by meeting some of the other
working girls in the neighborhood. I'm not sure what the
legal age is in Venezuela, but these girls were not much
older than 15 I'm sure. They were very willing to tell
me they charge the man each time he 'gets happy' and they
stay with the man as long as he can keep on fucking and
paying. In the slums that surround Caracas, $10 for a
romp is top dollar, but the trick is paying a little extra
and having seconds and thirds...and fourths if you're
up to it! Additional orgasms are cheaper than the initial
The slums are probably the best place
to get pussy in Caracas. Just head towards the outskirts
of town in almost any direction and you'll eventually
arrive at a slum. The girls are clean and neatly dressed
in spite of the fact that indoor plumbing is rare.
R/T from PDX to Caracas is about $1,090
with a stop in Chicago. Passport and Visa required. Yellow
fever, Hepatitis A vaccinations, anti-malarial drugs are
a must. Don't forget the condoms!