: July 2001: Sex Around the World
used to live in Southern California and I've been to Hollywood
many times. In fact, I was a mud wrestler at the Tropicana
back in 1980. My agent at that time was a hooker, a stripper
and one of the best-known mud wrestlers in Los Angeles,
Riverside and Orange counties. She's in prison now, but
that's another story altogether.
Sooner or later, everyone wants to visit
Southern California on their vacation and it usually includes
a trip to Hollywood to see the Walk of Fame, Hollywood
Bowl, Grauman's Chinese Theater, the movie studios, and
a host of other places that are famous all over the world.
Fame. It's what lures many people to Hollywood, not just
for vacations, but also to try and 'make it' on the big
screen. Stardom is a tough climb; dating back to the fifties,
many young starlets have fallen into prostitution as a
way to earn fast money. Hollywood is crawling with hookers,
day and night.
Getting busted for prostitution is a serious
crime that requires registering as a sex offender for
the rest of your life. California also cracks down pretty
hard on the men soliciting prostitutes (remember Hugh
Grant?). But if the possibility of these things happening
to you doesn't matter, then I suggest you wait 'til the
sun goes down (around 10:00) and start cruising virtually
any street in Hollywood.
"Stardom is a tough climb;
dating back to the fifties, many young
starlets have fallen into prostitution as a way
to earn fast money."
The hookers are very blatant about what
they're doing. You won't believe some of the gaudy getups
they parade around in. Some will stand on the curb in
nothing more than a bra, g-string, stockings, and spike
heels. My men friends said it was worth a trip to Hollywood
just to look! These babes dress to kill and when they
are lined up practically shoulder to shoulder, trying
to out-do the other, anyone cruising by is guaranteed
to get an eyeful. It may even be enough to jerk off to,
if you're scared of getting busted.
If jail doesn't worry you, exit the 101
freeway on either Sunset or Hollywood Blvd and head west.
Sunset, Highland, La Brea, and Fairfax are good too. Or
take the Eddie Murphy TV tour down Santa Monica, if you
know what I mean. You can't get on a wrong street in Hollywood
if sex is what you're after. Prices range anywhere from
$10 for a quick blow to $75 to fuck one of the 'nicer-looking'
girls. Except for some of the Valley Girls (weekend high-school
hookers) on Sunset, the Trannies are usually the nicest-looking;
they cost more, too. Some of these real broads are pretty
grimy looking, though--greasy hair and dirty clothes.
Men don't seem to mind; in fact, I dated a cop that worked
undercover using female decoys and he said the dirtier
the girl looked the more men she got. Go figure.
Fact is, the majority of these hookers
(male and female) are in a very desperate situation. Hooking
to satisfy a drug habit or because they're homeless. Be
careful out there. Suit up--muzzle that dick!
Hollywood has many cheap hotels, but steer
clear of them; they have a lot of derelicts. Go slightly
out of town and get a much better room for less in Alhambra,
Glendale, Burbank, Malibu, or Inglewood. All these cities
are only about 20 minutes from Hollywood and are of a
much better class. Beautiful Venice and Santa Monica beach
are even closer with good opportunities to get sex for
money from bikini-clad babes on the boardwalk.
Strip joints literally line the boulevards,
with some of the raunchiest shows you've ever seen. For
the best shows, hit the clubs that don't serve alcohol.
Some won't admit you if you're drunk, but going at least
semi-sober has its rewards. You can see nude men onstage
at several local places, doing almost everything the girls
are doing...right in your face...if that's your thing.
Los Angeles International Airport, which
is actually in Inglewood, is non-stop from PDX for almost
all airlines; fare is cheap at around $250 R/T. Don't
bring dope with you into LAX; the dogs will get you. Los
Angeles scares me; to this day I prefer to avoid LA at
all costs. But if it's sex and scantily dressed ladies
you're seeking, nothing compares with Tinsel Town.
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