Erotic City 'Nothing but the Naked Truth'  September 2000
"Nothing but the Naked Truth"
August 2001

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The Exotic Month in Review

I'd like to christen August's Exotic the Falling Star issue, in homage to the annual Perseid meteor shower and the celebrities, big and small, cascading through these pages this month. How about Dennis fucking Miller, who carves up Clayburgh (Jill), Carville (James) and Clinton (Bill), in that order, as interviewed by our very own mysterious DJ Anon. Blink 182's drummer, Travis Barker, talks about how his mom always wanted him to be a rock star and King Crimson's Pat Mastelotto (formerly of Mr. Mister, how obscure can you get) yaks about "Larks Tongues In Aspic" and opening for Tool. Blink 182 hits the Coliseum on August 15th while Tool and King Crimson (sold out within minutes) play the Schnitz August 8th. Miller already blew through town on the 23rd of last month. How fucking topical can you get. Throw in some surging electronic voyeur fiction from Rex Breathes, the continuing Pimp Daddy saga of Zen's Dolls and a trip to the Moonlite Bunnyranch, not to mention Goddess Severina's Catholic guilt BDSM, and you've got more summer reading than you'll know what to do with. Where else can you have this much fun for free? Only from the mind of Exotic. I've been told that a bizarre, exotic, non-profit show called Circus Contraption will unfold their freakiness at Dante's on August 18th for a mere eight bucks. The six-foot Amazonian beetle, Giant Puppets, aerial artistry and loony characters perform to the twisted tunes of a seven piece band--that sounds like a cross between Tom Waits and Wings of Desire. Whoa. I hope I'm there. And Kitty Diggins is offering "A Frolic By The Sea Cabaret" at Dante's Sunday, August 11th starting at 10:30 PM. Featured performers are the "Kitten of the Keys," Suzanne Ramsey, and the Cantankerous Lollies, a troupe led by circus performer and contortionist, Harvest King, getting lewd with hula hoops. Also on hand for this night the stars are falling (see above astronomical reference) are On the Edge Productions, who specialize in sword swallowing and knife throwing (sounds like my neighbors), and the Kitty herself doing a live mermaid show. Pirates and a bevy of beauties will shake and shimmer to old songs of the sea. All this salty fun for a mere eight bucks, or, a fin if you wear an old fashioned love song, er, bathing suit. Wow.

 

Gentelmen's Club News

So while the gang here at Exotic is wrapping up another kick-ass issue, we're sitting around talking about the maximum trajectory of ejaculation and the most desirable targets your load can score. But instead of totally engrossing myself in this conversation, I am forced to communicate to you, our loyal readers, about all the events taking place in our sinful little Rose City.

Let's take it from the top with one of the best tops in town--our very own covergirl, Asia, from The Dolphin. It's been a little while since a Dolphin girl has scored the cover, but let's just say, we were waiting for the right one. And this gorgeous young lady is definitely one you would NOT want to throw back. We can only feel sorry for all of you sex-starved readers out there since you are only able to view two images in this month's issue. Maybe if you're lucky, we'll put a photo gallery on-line for you at www.xmag.com, so you can see all of the other hot and steamy images erected from her photo shoot. You can also check her out at www.portlandexoticdancers.com. But if you're looking for a more three dimensional experience, we strongly suggest you visit The Dolphin.

Congrats to the gang at Sassy's for scoring the coveted title of "Best Place to Check Out a Naked Woman," by Willamette Week. Aside from checkin' out naked chicks, you can also enjoy the return of Widmer Wednesdays and Deschutes Thirsty Thursdays. And if that ain't enough for ya', get your lazy ass up outta bed and score a table dance at Sassy's--only available between 11 am and 7 pm.

Stars Cabaret is takin' a deep breath from their big anniversary extravaganza last month, but of course, they have another trick or two up their sleeves for August. First off, they are giving away another Harley Davidson 1200 Sportster, and all you gotta' do is get your butt down there to sign up. God forbid you might have to feast your eyes on one of their gorgeous dancers, such as the lovely Venus featured in this month's ad. Stars will be shipping out some lucky pervs on their own Boobs and Booze cruise as well, which you can read about in the internet news section.

Jody's Bar & Grill is pumpin' out more of the kind of entertainment this month that you're all lookin' for. Let's start out with their monthly dance contest. They put a new spin on things by judging the contest winners by which dancer acquires the most Mardi Gras beads (available for the low, low price of one dollar each) by the end of the night. All you gotta' do is buy yourself ten bucks, or so, worth of beads, and sit back and wait to see how much attention you'll get from the baker's-dozen of Jody's finest contenders. Also, check out the Internet news section to tell you all about Jody's Boobs and Booze Cruise hosted by Portland Exotic Dancers.com.

Adult Store News

Cathie's truly is your #1 Choice for Fantasy and Fun this month; and if you're on a budget, they're a wet dream come true, as they celebrate their totally fuckin' insane Anniversary sale on August 17, 18 & 19. Check out their ad for the specifics, but we're talkin' anywhere from 25% to 80% off their immense selection of all things sinful. If you miss this sale, you just plain suck!

Paradise Video is trying to confuse me this month as to where their news should be placed in this silly little column. Gone are the days where your sexual desires were limited to porn mags and videos; now they're offering real live showgirls in the flesh for you to take matters in hand.

 

Internet News

Portland Exotic Dancers.com is keepin' your drive hard this month with new ways to keep your mouse and keyboard sticky. First off, the return of the Boobs and Booze Cruise, which, in case you've been off in the Tundra, is a 35 ft. cabin cruiser, food, booze, and a half-dozen, table-dancing exotic entertainers goin' wild on the river. We have 2 cruises this month: the first will be sponsored by Jody's, on Friday, August 10th, and the second will belong to Stars, on Thursday, August 16th. Each club will be giving away tix for their cruise along with a bunch of promotional crap you can't live without. So, get out there!

Lingerie Shop News

The one and only Taylor, last November's Exotic covergirl, is back in the driver's seat, along with the other fabulous femme fatales you can find only at Honeysuckles and Babydolls Lingerie Modeling. Stop on by and see what you're missing; rumor has it, there's sometimes a line at the door waiting for that moment when Taylor can be temporarily yours!

Make sure you check out the first ever Lingerie Volleyball Tournament taking place on Sunday, August 26th with the little sex kittens of Private Pleasures, Secret Rendezvous and Aja's lingerie modeling shops. Give 'em a call to find out where it's all gonna' happen, 'cause you won't wanna miss this opportunity to see those girls smacking the balls around.

This could be your last chance to spend an erotic session with another of Portland's legendary lingerie models--the one and only Tori of The Palace. This young lady's specialty is all about wrestling. So if you're man enough to take her to the mat, Tori is the girl for you.


CALENDAR OF EVENTS

SPECIAL EVENTS

MONDAYS
The Main Event * Buck Night
TUESDAYS
The Egyptian Room * The Ladies Dance for the Ladies * 9pm
The Backswing * Tightwad Tuesdays
Club 205 * Ladies' Night
WEDNESDAYS
Sassy's * Widmer Wednesdays
Club 205 * Hooters Night City Limits Showgirls * Wild Wednesdays
THURSDAYS
Sassy's * Deschutes Thirsty Thursdays
Xotica-Go-Go * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm-Close
SUNDAYS
Sinferno Cabaret * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
Sunday Night Free Buffet * The Dolphin
Sunday Night Dancer Decadence * Runners Lounge
Free Pool * Sassy's * The Backswing * Roosters

 

WEEKLY EVENTS

WEDNESDAY AUGUST 1
MONTHLY DANCE CONTEST * Sassy's * 10pm
THURSDAY AUGUST 2
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
SUNDAY AUGUST 5
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
THURSDAY AUGUST 9
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
FRIDAY AUGUST 10
STEVE DIET GOEDDE PIN-UP BOOK SIGNING * CounterMedia
P.E.D. BOOBS & BOOZE CRUISE PRE-PARTY * Jody's Bar & Grill * 10pm SATURDAY AUGUST 11
FROLIC BY THE SEA CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
SUNDAY AUGUST 12
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
TUESDAY AUGUST 14
2-FER-TUESDAY * Club 205 WEDNESDAY AUGUST 15
COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * Club 205 * 9pm - Midnight
THURSDAY AUGUST 16
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
JODY'S MARDI GRAS DANCE CONTEST * Jody's Bar & Grill
P.E.D. BOOBS & BOOZE CRUISE PRE-PARTY * Stars Cabaret * 10pm
FRIDAY AUGUST 17-19
CATHIE'S ANNIVERSARY CLEARANCE SALE * Cathie's SATURDAY AUGUST 18
CHARITY BIKINI BIKE WASH * Stars Cabaret on the River
CIRCUS CONTRAPTION * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
SUNDAY AUGUST 19
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm BIKINI CAR WASH * Secret Rendezvous * 1pm-5pm
WEDNESDAY AUGUST 22
WILD WEDNESDAYS * City Limits Showgirls
THURSDAY AUGUST 23
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm
FRIDAY AUGUST 24
SEX ROCK CIRCUS * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
SATURDAY AUGUST 25
FETISH NIGHT * The Main Event, Salem
SUNDAY AUGUST 26
SINFERNO CABARET * Dante's * 10pm
LINGERIE VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT * Aja's, Private Pleasures & Secret Rendezvous (call for location) * 2pm-5pm
TUESDAY AUGUST 28
2-FER-TUESDAY * Club 205 THURSDAY AUGUST 30
XOTICA-GO-GO * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm


 

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