Erotic City 'Nothing but the Naked Truth'  September 2000
"Nothing but the Naked Truth"
October 2001

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Welcome To Our Nightmare

Whew. Did I miss anything? In case you've been too busy watching TV, you might have Graphic Design Staff Member "Sackie Gleason"
skipped these little gems culled from Portland's daily newspaper. All the talk and fear of war has gas masks selling out at military surplus stores in Portland and around the state.

"I think we've probably sold 400 in the last week," said Jim Stevens, an employee at Andy and Bax's--as reported in the Oregonian. Furthermore, the price has doubled with the skyrocketing demand. Those of you in the latex fetish scene may be lucky enough to already own a gas mask. This Halloween, Exotic says gas masks make a fine fashion statement for everyone. And, now they can be viewed as practical, too.

And let's not forget about guns. Don Munster, who owns Fairly Honest Don's Machine Gun Parlor out in Hillsboro said "there's been an increase, but it's not like a landrush," according to the Oregonian. And shotguns have been particularly popular, another gun store manager said. In addition, the Oregon State Police reported that they are processing twice the usual number of background checks.

There's some other stuff you might want to spend your money on besides gas masks and guns...like sizzling sex. Hell, if you can afford to buy a gun, you can manage to drop a few Jacksons at your local strip club, lingerie modeling shop or adult store. Times are tough all over. So go spread that happy green on the adult business scene. Strippers gotta eat, too...and buy guns and gas masks.

All you fetish performers out there, let's see a gas masks and military fatigues over PVC or latex kinda show--the fog machine rolling in red and yellow lighting. Performance art or perverted bad taste? I say it's patriotic as hell for Americans to laugh in the face of fear. Do you ever watch John Wayne

movies? What would the Duke do?

We're the country that makes the movies, television, music and Lexus commercials consumed the whole world over. Are we all gonna sit around, drink sheep's milk and live in tents? I don't think so...support your adult entertainers today with your affectionate dollars. And be proud. After all, did you ever see a John Wayne western without a brothel or a hooker with a heart of gold? Consenting adult entertainment is as American as apple pie, guns and roses. Is this the greatest, sexiest country on earth, or what.

In the month of October, we're already used to taking a step away from the things we're supposed to be afraid of, and enjoying the thrill of terror, and the rush of the adrenaline that horrifies and excites us at the same time. That's one of the things that has always made Halloween my favorite holiday. So, I give you all the tricks and treats that Pornland has in store for your sticky little goody bags this October. Let's begin with the scariest event of them all. Ink-N-Pink 2001--A Tattoo Odyssey of Fire & Flesh--is leaving its mark all across the Rose City this month. After its maiden voyage last year, the popularity and the aftermath of its colorful scars demanded we bring it back for more, and we here at Exotic have answered your call by bringing it back bigger and better than before. We added more talent, live music with Rorschach Test & Fat Luv, more features, like the Porcelain Twinz and A FireDance Extravaganza, more prizes, more tattoo artists, and more tattooed strippers.This series of events will be hosted by our hot, sexxxy covergirl, and Mistress of Ceremonies, the one and only Sage--Miss Ink-N-Pink 2000. You can enjoy this amazing attraction of all things alternative at Union Jacks, Jody's Bar & Grill, Cocktails & Dreams, plus two brand new additions to the lineup at The Pallas Club, and former after hours haunt, now turned exclusive and fully legit, Solution. Not to mention the FestEVIL of Fire Finale at Portland's number one place to go when visiting Hell, Dante's. Check out the Ink-N-Pink section of the magazine for all the gory details. Or better yet, get the hell out of the house and check this shit out!

 

Gentelmen's Club News

There's Halloween hijinx galore at Stars Cabaret in all 3 locations this month. Check out their staff costume contest on October 25th in Beaverton; that should get you going on how to create a costume for their Halloween unveiling of "The Spider's Den." There will be costume and pumpkin carving contests offering cash prizes for 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place. And don't forget to check out Porn Star legend Jewel De Nyle for 3 shows nightly on October 17th through 20th for a treat well worth the trick.

Webb's Pub, Portland's original all nude club since 1975, has made a bold move in catering to the financially challenged strip club addicts and is now offering $10 table dances everyday from open to close. Once you see the hot babes Webb's has to offer, we recommend you get twice as many and go home broke anyway.

Stop by the Riverside Corral on Saturday the 20th to celebrate their huge, spectacular, unbelievably tight-in-the-crotch-causing anniversary event. Mike has been notorious for throwing a party well worth stopping by for. Happy anniversary guys.

Aside from Ink-N-Pink, Cocktails and Dreams is offering a few other tricks with absolutely free, no cover, live rock-n-roll entertainment. Where else on SE Powell can you experience hot naked chicks dancing their tight little asses off to the tunes of local faves such as Slick Willy on the 13th, Atom Sane on Nov. 3rd, and British Steel on Nov. 17th. It wouldn't kill you to check out their dance contest on the 27th, with a total prize package of $300 to be paid out to the best tits, the best ass, and the best legs that The Brickhouse Babes have to offer. Keep your eyes on Cocktails in the coming months for the kind of wild things your Cock...Dreams about...and that ain't no tale!

City Limits Showgirls is pumping up the volume with feature entertainment starting this month with the one and only Miss Plenty UpTopp. We're talking major pumpkin action on this Halloween treat guys. You could carve all four faces of Mt. Rushmore on these babies. Be on the lookout for more feature entertainment coming to City Limits in the months ahead.

The Pallas Club is rockin with Ink-N-Pink for the fourth cut; that same night is also the grand reopening showcasing their fabulous remodel. You can also check out the NFL action on their 72" big screen with a free appetizer buffet every Monday night.

Jody's Bar & Grill, one of my favorite haunts, rides the Ink-N-Pink caravan with the third cut. Also, don't miss their last Mardi Gras Monthly Dance Contest this year on Thursday the 18th. Why the last you might ask. Stop whining, you pathetic bastards; starting in November, Exotic moves into Jody's Contest action with another cover at stake.This will be a 10-week-long competition with several exciting twists. Better roll out the cot in the back for me Jody; looks like I'll be crashing at your place on Thursday nights for some time.

 

Adult Store News

For the best selection in putting together your Halloween costume this month, we strongly recommend Cathie's, your #1 source for fantasy and fun. Maloni has stocked the store to maximum capacity of sexy, scary attire to make you the star of your Halloween happenings.

 

And let's all welcome a new place to get yourself all vamped out in the most stylish of fashions...announcing Hollywood Erotique Boutique. In addition to fashions, they offer a host of naughty products to enhance whatever may be lacking.

 

Internet News

Ink-N-Pink is even contaminating the internet, thanks to the leading sponsor of the event, Portland Exotic Dancers.com. The PED babes will be hanging out at all I&P venues passing out free VIP trial memberships and other goodies for you to take home for those lonely nights. And the Boobs & Booze cruise will be sailing into dangerous waters aboard the first-ever Haunted Ghost Ship Cruise, featuring a special performance by Miss Ink-N-Pink 2000, Sage, along with a host of other hauntingly beautiful cyber-babes. This is a reservation-only event, which can be booked online. For more info or alternate purchase arrangements, call (503) 936-0878 or check 'em out at Ink-N-Pink.

 

Lingerie Shop News

The Palace and Anastasia's will be getting all spooky with their bad selves for their Costume Ball, featuring all 30 girls to fulfill your naughty little fantasies. Check their ad for a 2 for 1 coupon. We're not quite sure what you get two of, but I'm sure it'll be twice as much fun.

Honeysuckles and Babydolls are offering Halloween specials all month long. Stop by and see all their new models.


CALENDAR OF EVENTS

SPECIAL EVENTS

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 3
MONTHLY DANCE CONTEST * Sassy's * 10pm
THURSDAY OCTOBER 4
MENAGE A TROIS NITE * Club 205
BEST ASS SHAKIN' CONTEST ROUND 2 * Soobie's Bar & Grill * 9:30
FRIDAY OCTOBER 5
INK-N-PINK 1ST CUT * Union Jacks * 9:30pm
TUESDAY OCTOBER 9
TWO-FER-TUESDAYS * Club 205
THURSDAY OCTOBER 11
BEST ASS SHAKIN' CONTEST FINAL ROUND * Soobie's Bar & Grill
FRIDAY OCTOBER 12
INK-N-PINK 2ND CUT * Jody's Bar & Grill * 9:30pm
SATURDAY OCTOBER 13
SLICK WILLY * Cocktails & Dreams * 9pm
TUESDAY OCTOBER 16
NATIONAL BOSS' DAY w/ 2 for 1 LUNCH * Stars cabaret (All 3 locations)
WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 17
COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * Club 205 * 10pm
WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 17-20
FEATURE ENTERTAINER JEWEL DE NYLE * Stars Cabaret Beaverton
THURSDAY OCTOBER 18
JODY'S MARDI GRAS DANCE CONTEST * Jody's Bar & Grill * 10pm
COVERGIRL CONTEST * Soobie's Bar & Grill
FRIDAY OCTOBER 19
INK-N-PINK 3RD CUT * Cocktails & Dreams * 9:30pm
SATURDAY OCTOBER 20
COSTUME PARTY * The Palace
TUESDAY OCTOBER 23
TWO-FER-TUESDAYS * Club 205
WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 24-27
FEATURE ENTERTAINER MISS PLENTY UPTOPP * City Limits Showgirls
THURSDAY OCTOBER 25
STAFF COSTUME CONTEST * Stars Cabaret Beaverton
FRIDAY OCTOBER 26
INK-N-PINK 4TH CUT * The Pallas Club * 9:30pm
FRIDAY OCTOBER 26
COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * Club 205 * 10pm
SATURDAY OCTOBER 27
INK-N-PINK ELIMINATION CUT * Solution * 9:30pm
$300 OPEN DANCE CONTEST * Cocktails & Dreams
WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 31 - DEVILS NIGHT
INK-N-PINK FINAL CUT * Dante's * 9:30pm
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN PARTY * The Boom Boom Room
THE SPIDERS DEN HALLOWEEN BALL * Stars Cabaret (All 3 locations)
THURSDAY NOVEMBER 1
"THE MASKED CHARADE" w/ THE PORCELAIN TWINZ PREMIERE * Dante's * 10pm

 

WEEKLY EVENTS

MONDAYS
The Main Event * Buck Night
Karaoke From Hell * Dante's
Monday Night Football Specials * The Pallas Club
Prime Rib & Prime Time Football * Stars Cabaret
TUESDAYS
Club 205 * Ladies' Night
WEDNESDAYS
Sassy's * Widmer Wednesdays
City Limits Showgirls * Wild Wednesdays
THURSDAYS
Sassy's * Deschutes Thirsty Thursdays
Karaoke From Hell *The Woodshed
Xotica-Go-Go * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm-Close
SUNDAYS
Sinferno Cabaret * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
Sunday Night Free Buffet * The Dolphin
Free Pool * Sassy's


 

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