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"Nothing but the Naked Truth"
November 2001

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100th Issue!

Welcome to this monumental achievement in publishing history that we call Exotic Magazine's 100th Issue Spectacular. Notify fuckin' Pulitzer for this one. Our staff has pushed themselves beyond their normal capacity of tolerance for each other; we've been forced to take twice as many tranquilizers and sedatives in order to bring you the record-breaking 96 pages that you're all gonna be stickin' together 'til the turkey's come and gone. To celebrate this event in a more three-dimensional approach, join us at George's Dancin' Bare on Monday, November 19th for a very special night of Exotic's greatest hits. Let's see, what do we have on the table this month for our own Thanksgiving feast. As an appetizer, be sure to check out The Girly Freak Show at Dante's on Friday, November 30th. Slymenstra Hymen of GWAR fame brings her freakish sideshow back to town for another helping of decadence to stimulate and disturb those parts of your mind that you're not supposed to use. If any of you saw her last performance, you may have noticed that she had to leave early in order to be rushed to the hospital emergency room to remove a cricket that had lodged in her ear and wiggled uncomfortably close to her brain. Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call entertainment.
On a Serious Note

Exotic wishes a speedy recovery to Dani Rhae of the Backswing and Scarlett Ribbons. Dani suffered a nearly fatal motorcycle accident last month, and has been in and out of critical condition throughout her rehabilitation. Many of you showed your support by donating to her medical relief fund. The progress in her recovery has been slow, yet showing improvement, but there is still a long way to go. Continued donations are greatly appreciated at any US Bank location to the Dani Rhae medical fund.

 

Gentelmen's Club News

All our forefathers here in Pornland have gone to great lengths to bring you this feast of flesh. Whether you prefer white meat, dark meat, or you're a vegetarian, bring a serious appetite along to take in November's happenings.

Let's start with the newest member of the strip club elite, The Dolphin II, where Dean and his watery vixens are making waves on Beaverton Hillsdale Highway. This spectacular new showclub offers 4 stages, 2 cages, fine dining, lottery, and of course, some of Portland's most beautiful exotic entertainers we all know the original Dolphin's known for. You can find the Dolphin II transformation taking place within the Marinara Ristorante and Club Axis in Beaverton. Congratulations, Dean.

City Limits Showgirls is keeping up the feature entertainment with Playboy lingerie model and Easyrider covergirl, Mallesia Renee, appearing November 14-17.

And of course, Stars Cabaret three locations are serving up style with a second helping all month long. Throughout this month's issue, you'll find several ads talkin' up all the Stars stellar entertainment in November. Quick Erotic City condensed version is as follows...adult film star and international magazine model L.A. LaMann, Playboy Twins, and the cookie in Hef's vanilla oreo, Sandy & Mandy Bentley, Miss Nude Oregon 2000 and Gallery Girl-Next-Door Holly Foxxx, Miss Hawaiian Tropic Oregon, Miss Exotic Oregon, A Stars party bus bar-hop, free turkey dinner on Thanksgiving, an Exotic cover girl contest and...and...Jesus Christ, if that isn't enough? Well, actually... wait...there is more, check out their ads for the details.

Jody's Bar & Grill has two morsels for ya this month to warm your bellies up. First we have Jody's hottest waitresses and bar staff taking it all off for ya on Nov. 21st, and then we have the inevitable return of the Jody's Exotic Covergirl weekly dance contest starting on the 15th. We're talking about 10 weeks of $500 cash prizes and another cover of Exotic magazine... this one the Valentine's sweetheart issue for February 2001.

Cocktails and Dreams is offering a unique approach to discount table dances this month. Check out their ass--I mean ad--No that's not it, check out the asses in their ad and match 'em up with the face, guess it right, and you got yourself a half-price table dance, mister! Plus live music with Atom Sane on the 3rd and the Gasoline Kings on Nov. 17th.

There's an all-new hotspot in Salem, and it's appropriately called The Firehouse. Grand opening to commence on Friday, November 16th with an extra-special huge party, followed on the 17th by a feature performance by Amber Waves.

 

Lingerie Shop News

The Palace is swingin'...Travolta style with a big Disco Party on November 30th. Get down on it and burn, baby, burn with 2 girls for the price of 1 from 2pm-10pm.


CALENDAR OF EVENTS

SPECIAL EVENTS

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 1

THE PORCELAIN TWINZ PREMIERE "THE MASKED CHARADE" * Dante's * 10pm

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 3

ATOM SANE * Cocktails & Dreams * 9pm (No Cover)

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 4

Sinferno Cabaret w/Miss Lucy Fur * Dante's * 10pm

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 6

TWO-FER-TUESDAYS * Club 205

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 7

MONTHLY DANCE CONTEST * Sassy's * 10pm

TUESDAY OCTOBER 9

TWO-FER-TUESDAYS * Club 205

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 10

MILLER NIGHT * Cocktails & Dreams

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 11

Sinferno Cabaret w/DragonTribe * Dante's * 10pm

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 14 - 17

MALLESIA RENEE * City Limits Showgirls

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 15

MENAGE A TROIS NITE * Club 205

EXOTIC COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST ROUND 1 * Jody's Bar & Grill * 10pm

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 16

GRAND OPENING PARTY * The Firehouse * Salem

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 17

AMBER WAVES * The Firehouse * Salem * 3 shows

GASOLINE KINGS * Cocktails & Dreams * 9pm (No Cover)

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 18

Sinferno Cabaret w/Drumattica* Dante's * 10pm

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 20

TWO-FER-TUESDAYS * Club 205

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 21

COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST * Club 205

THE WAITRESSES TAKE IT OFF * Jody's Bar & Grill * 9pm-12midnite

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 25

STRIPTEASE KARAOKE * The Grand Cafe (SE Grand & Belmont) * 8pm

Sinferno Cabaret w/Gun Street Girls * Dante's * 10pm

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 29

EXOTIC COVERGIRL DANCE CONTEST ROUND 2 * Jody's Bar & Grill * 10pm

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 30

Girly Freak Show * Dante's * 10pm

2 GIRLS FOR 1 DISCO PARTY * The Palace * 2pm-10pm

 

WEEKLY EVENTS

MONDAYS
The Main Event * Buck Night
Karaoke From Hell * Dante's
Monday Night Football Specials * The Pallas Club
Prime Rib & Prime Time Football * Stars Cabaret
$1.95 Football Food Specials * Club 205
TUESDAYS
Boyz Nite Out * Soobies Bar & Grill
WEDNESDAYS
Sassy's * Widmer Wednesdays
THURSDAYS
Double Trouble * The Pallas Club
Sassy's * Deschutes Thirsty Thursdays
Karaoke From Hell *The Woodshed
Xotica-Go-Go * Cobalt Lounge * 10pm-Close
Boyz Nite Out * Soobies Bar & Grill
SUNDAYS
$1.95 Football Food Specials * Club 205
Sinferno Cabaret * Dante's (SW 3rd & Burnside) * 10pm
Sunday Night Free Buffet * The Dolphin
Free Pool * Sassy's


 

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