A little sequel of sorts to last month’s entry, I figured I’d continue this thread for any poor, young, stupid musicians looking to the local titty mag for career advice. I did not title this one "The Dos and Don’ts of DIY Recording" since, ultimately, my advice would be no one cares...
Zodiac signs are one of those things that half of the humans know nothing about and don’t care to, because to them, it’s a pointless shit show of online psychics trying to tell you who to date and who to stay away from—all because of how some stars were aligned eons ago...
Last month, I gave you some pointers for how to properly conduct yourselves when you go to a strip club. One article wasn’t nearly enough space to point out the creative ways people find to fuck up and act a fool...so this month, I’ve provided a few more ways a lot of y’all need to clean up your act
We’ve all gotten sick at least once in our lives. If you haven’t, you’re probably some kind of mutant and should be studied. From tiny colds to horrible cancers, there’s a galaxy of illnesses out there, and truth be told (no matter what they say about colds and flu building up your immune system), we don’t want anything to do with them—no matter how insignificanty...
Just like any other business, we have a store phone. You can imagine the amount of prank phone calls we get. Generally, there are two most common types of unwanted phone calls we encounter. The first one is the typical juvenile thinking it’s just so damn funny and original to call and ask us basic questions such as "How big is your biggest dildo?" or "Do you have porn stuff?" in between giggles. Usually, I don’t even engage in it and just hang up. And more often than not, these pranksters fail to remember the magical concept of caller ID. This enables us to block most prank numbers or the occasional harassing call we might get. We all remember the *69 days...
Fall is nearly here…the autumn equinox will be upon us in just three short weeks. You can finally get your inner Yin back in sync with your Yang (or vice versa), as the entire universe will be in planetary equilibrium. So take a moment to recognize your gateway to tranquility and balance on Friday, September 22, at precisely 11:49 p.m. We know you’ll go right back to pounding Gorilla Puke shots by 11:50, but at least you experienced a few ticks of ataraxia...
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