You’re officially holding the last issue of Exotic in those clammy little mitts of yours. That’s right, we’re officially throwin’ in the towel, waving the flag, and screaming, "Uncle!" It's been a long run and a kick-ass ride, compadres, and we can't thank you enough for all your support! And before you get all choked up and teary-eyed, we're talking about...for 2023. Scared ya, didn't I? You almost had to go find a real periodical to read (you know, the boring-ass, less pictures/more words kind…). Uhhh, gross!
Now that we got your attention let's jump into all the cool shit that's happening this month! Starting with Saturday, December 16, when Lucky Devil will host Felix and Margot’s 3rd Annual Birthday Slumber Party. Also, that same Saturday, there's a Christmas Movie Night Party at Stars Cabaret in Salem, where you come dressed as your favorite Christmas movie character (we’re totally thinking Krampus on this one!)
Going hand-in-hand with this month's editorial, Club Rouge in Portland will throw a White Elephant Party and gift exchange on Thursday, December 21. Make sure to brush up on your white elephant gift skills by checking out page 38! More holiday parties, you ask? Saturday, December 23, Guilty Pleasures has their Holiday Party, and Stars Cabaret (Bridgeport) has their Ugly Christmas Sweater Party. Still want more? Fine. Sunday, December 24, hit Club Rouge (Beaverton) for their Sexy Mrs. Claus Contest and X Exotic Lounge for the Official Adult Industry Holiday Party.
What's left? Only, like, New Year's Eve parties everywhere! We've got them all listed for you on the right. We recommend hitting as many as you can, but a great place to end will be Dick's Rockin’ New Year at X Exotic Lounge! See you there!
MISS EXOTIC 2024
If you're expecting the announcement of who won the pageant, you'll be gravely disappointed. At the time we sent this issue to press, The Finals hadn't happened yet! If you seriously missed the show, you can check our Instagram for photos of the winners, and we’ll have full coverage of the finals in our January 2024 issue. Until then, let’s reflect on some of the action that led us to the final showdown!
But first, let’s congratulate all of our qualifying finalists from rounds four through seven:
Round 4: Ari from X Exotic Lounge, Raven Lynx from X Exotic Lounge & Kit Kat Club, and Arabella from X Exotic Lounge Round 5: Medusa from Club Detour, Rocket from The Lounge, and Jupiter Haze Round 6: Angel from The Lounge, Missy May from Casa Diablo, and Billie Round 7: Venus from Devils Point, Siren from Lucky Devil, Nyx from Sweet Illusions, and Jess from Cabaret
(Check out the left-hand page to see photos of all the abovementioned finalists in action during their qualifying set.)
Happy New Year, my truly beloveds—let’s kick ass into 2024!
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IG: @Exotic_MagSAT 16—LUCKY DEVIL LOUNGE—FELIX & MARGOT'S 3RD ANNUAL SLUMBER PARTY
SAT 16—STARS CABARET (SALEM)—CHRISTMAS MOVIE NIGHT PARTY
THU 21—CLUB ROUGE (PORTLAND)—WHITE ELEPHANT PARTY & GIFT EXCHANGE
SAT 23—GUILTY PLEASURES—HOLIDAY PARTY—
SAT 23—STARS CABARET (BRIDGEPORT)—UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER PARTY
SUN 24—CLUB ROUGE (BEAVERTON)—SEXY MRS. CLAUS CONTEST
SUN 24—X EXOTIC LOUNGE—OFFICIAL ADULT INDUSTRY HOLIDAY PARTY
SUN 31—CABARET—NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY
SUN 31—CHEETAHS—NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY
SUN 31—CLUB ROUGE (BEAVERTON)—NEW YEAR'S EVE MASQUERADE PARTY
SUN 31—CLUB ROUGE (PORTLAND)—NEW YEAR'S EVE SEXY BUNNY CONTEST
SUN 31—GUILTY PLEASURES—NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY
SUN 31—STARS CABARET (BRIDGEPORT)—NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY
SUN 31—STARS CABARET (SALEM)—NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY
SUN 31—X EXOTIC LOUNGE—DICK'S ROCKIN' NEW YEAR
