This
month I'm cuttin' straight to the chase
and letting all my true people know how
much I appreciate the love I been receiving
in regards to my articles. I'll let you
in on the local scene, and my adventures
in the City. Some of the parties I went
to and clubs I kicked it at were on and
crackin'! Plus I had a chance to hang out
with Sheena and the G-Girls (oooh-weee).
In this month's column I'll be adding something
new called "The Hater of the Month." This
title goes to those pathetic individuals
that go the extra mile to express their
haterisms and bitterness towards others.
Their hatred is so blatant and noticeable
that I had to give the little peons a spot
in my article.
First
Up--Exotic Magazine's Anniversary
Party
I
still can't believe how hard I kicked it
that night! Me and my partna Dez got to
the spot around 11pm and it was definitely
on and crackin'! Dante's was jammed packed
and it was all industry people on a mission
to party. The VIP Room was lookin' like
the beginning of a cool porno flick. You
could just tell that something later on
was gonna go down. They were lap dancin',
tongue kissin', nipple rubbin' and drink
slammin' like a mutha-fucka. The stage performances
were off the chain, and sexy as fuck. I
bumped into my pretty homegirl Sheena and
the G-Girls! We found us a cool spot in
the cut and put some thangs in the wind.
It's nothin' like these Oregon trees. After
the party, it was the after party and the
rest ain't none of ya damn business. But
anyway, I had hella fun. Congratulations
to everyone at the magazine, and lets continue
to keep it #1.
Next
Up--Club Vegas 
This
spot is crackin' from dusk to dawn and it's
all juice baby. After a night of stiff drinks
and club hoppin', it was cool to hang out
at Club Vegas and get that cran-apple juice
into my system. They're still open way after
the other clubs have closed and the atmosphere
is real laid back and cozy. They showed
ya boy mad love and I'll
definitely be back.
My
Ballin' Ass Homegirl
I
don't stop with Sheena, because she is determined
to stay at the top of her game for life.
She's a top-notch female hustler that owns
and runs several businesses including an
all-girl promotion team called the "G-Girls."
They recently held it down at the Snoop
Dogg concert and continue to promote many
clubs and private parties throughout the
City. Intelligence plus beauty and heart
equals Sheena! Love ya ma and I'm looking
forward to the collaboration. Big ups to
all the G-Girls...I got ya backs!!!
Hater
of the Month
I
ran into this mutha-fucka one Wednesday
night while on my way to the Love Jones
to check out the poetry. He happened to
be working the door at the club next to
the Ohm. Me and my cousin Sonni of N-Style
photography were planning on going there
first to have a drink. Soon as I walked
up, I was mean mugged and looked at from
head to toe. My hater alert started beepin'
loud as fuck and it's never wrong! This
little tiny nut buster told me I couldn't
get in because of my tennis shoes, which
cost more than everything this punk had
on. Yet he let another cat come in with
sweats and sneakers. Come to think about
it, this bitch still owes me money from
when he used to manage Club Exotica. Plus
he got rejected by every one of my chicks
he tried to holla at. He's been emotionally
pimp slapped for most of his life. So
I didn't trip on his hatred, because that's
what he probably wanted and expected.
Instead, I walked away cool like the Mack
that I am. Plus he will never be half
the man that his mama was and if you know
who I'm talking about tell his ass he's
J.Mack's pick for the Hater of the Month.
Honey
of the Month 
This
month I had to give it to the exotic looking
cutie pie Atreyu. She's currently
in college studying to be an English major.
Congrats baby and good luck in school.
Until
next month, keep it crackin' and I'll holla
when I see ya... Or you can hit me with
an email me at whatzcrackin_j@hotmail.com
One Love,
J.Mack
