The
entertainment industry and those in
it never cease to amaze me. In this
month's article, I'll fill you in
on some of the latest shit that's
going down. One of Portland's hottest
DJs makes a guest appearance on BET's
Rap City the Basement, while
on the other hand one of the industry's
hottest rappers has a court appearance
and gets a six-year sentence. Put
somethin' in the wind and kick it
with me for a minute...
First
Up--My Crazy New Year's Eve
It
started out real cool, but little
did I know what the rest of the night
had in store for me. How it all happened,
I still can't call it, but this is
what went down. I was sippin' on some
Hennessey at the house while my peeps
were getting ready. It was my ex-girl,
my homegirl, my girl, and their drunk-ass
friend. It was 11:15pm New Year's
Eve, and we were running late to the
club. The girls refused to let their
homegirl go out looking the way she
did, so they quickly gave her sparked
ass a makeover. We finally got to
the club and ordered some drinks.
It was a quarter to twelve and out
of nowhere, a big-ass fight broke
out. "Damn ain't this a bitch!" The
DJ stopped the music and turned on
all the lights. The security was doing
the best they could to defuse the
situation, but it was now 11:55pm
and nobody was paying any attention
to the time. I told the DJ to put
on a cut to at least get people back
in the mood. My girl came running
up saying, "Baby it's one minute 'til
midnight." Oh, shit, it is!
I then told my partna DJ Chill to
count it down since he was on the
mic. Chill said, "Man you do the honors."
So I counted it down in the nick of
time and the party went on. To top
it off, the drunk chick that was rolling
with us tried to pickpocket me. Can
you say, "Dumb Bitch?" Anyway, happy
2004, y'all...
Next
Up--DJ O.G. One Hits BET
While
on the way home from a studio session,
my homegirl Precious informed me that
my homie O.G. One was going
to be on BET with Big Tig in the Basement.
He was on the show for two days
in a row and represented Portland
quite well. It was real good to see
that someone who works as hard as
him got the chance to get some national
exposure. O.G. looked like he was
right at home as he mixed some hot
jointz during both the shows. He even
provided the instrumentals for the
freestyle session in the booth, with
Big Tig and Memphis Bleek. Keep up
the good work, dogg, and make sure
y'all check him out at a club near
you... One! !
National
News--Mystikal Gets 6 Years in Prison
Can
you say "Daaamn, Homie?" It's really
a shame to see another hip-hop superstar
go out like that, but this cat was
guilty as hell. Michael Tyler aka
Mystikal was recently sentenced
to serve six years in prison for
sexual battery. Mystikal and two
of his bodyguards forced his hairstylist
to have what the judge called "continuous
sex acts." He was originally facing
a ten-year bid but plea-bargained
for six. The victim said that the
three of them forced her to have
sex with them after they accused
her of stealing $80,000 worth of
Mystikal's checks. The turning point
in this case was that the judge
saw a videotape of the incident
and ruled that it was not consensual.
He said that the victim was terrorized.
Each of them took turns filming
each other with the woman. They
reportedly were upset that the tape
was used as evidence. Why would
someone be that fucking stupid to
film some shit like that, and then
try to get mad about it being used
against them? One of his boys got
three years, and the other received
a four-year sentence. What the fuck
were they thinking?
Next
Month
I'll
be once again featuring various
honeys throughout the city in my
Honey of the Month column. If you
or someone you know deserves to
be the next honey, email me and
let me know. Reach me at whatzcrackin_J@hotmail.com
Until next month, y'all keep it
crackin'!!!
One
Love,
J.Mack
