porn queens are straight but they sure seem to enjoy
themselves in girl/girl DVD's. While they sometimes
seem zombied out going through the bang-bang ritual
in straight porn, they sparkle in a radiant haze when
the time comes to lap up some sushi taco. This is
evident in GIRL CRAZY, the first offering from
a new line of g/g DVD's from New Sensations. A number
of the usual suspects have been rounded up for this
trip down Sappho Lane, including Ashley Blue, Kylie
Wilde, Ramona Luv, Belladonna and Julie Night.
A steady stampede of voracious red lips dipping into
sugar walls along with glistening dildos piercing
suntanned thighs will please all you g/g jerk-off
I'm not a huge
g/g fan, but a friend of mine just told me a girl
on girl rumor that could be the basis for a fantastic
docu-porn DVD. Have you heard that Condoleezza Rice
is a lesbian? Nobody knows for sure if it's true,
but if President Bush dumps Dick Cheney and taps his
for the VP spot in the November, chances are--if
the rumor is true--that's gonna come out.
inkling of this came two years ago in The Sunday
Times of London in a profile on Rice by Andrew
Sullivan. "There's a catch. Rice is single," says
Sullivan, suggesting this could be a problem for
her potential candidacy. "In the hideously invasive
world of today's press, Rice's private life might
be scrutinized in ways she would rightly find intolerable."
take too much reading between the lines to pick
up the hint here. If that isn't enough, the sly
gay conservative Brit journalist plows deeper. "Everyone
forgets how controversial a choice Dick Cheney was.
In 2004, the shock could be exponentially larger."
didn't even use the not-as-in-liberal L-word, but
it seems to me he's saying Condi prefers sushi taco
over one-eyed snake.
the rumor gained greater momentum in, of all places,
a comic strip. The Washington Post killed
six days of The Boondocks, an irreverent
strip about the lives of several black kids. One
of the characters in the deleted sequence offers
this suggestion to bring peace to the world: "Maybe
if there was a man in the world who Condoleezza
really loved, she wouldn't be so hell-bent on destroying
complained of censorship, then it got worse when
a Post spokesperson said the action was justified
because the newspaper had no way of knowing if the
strip's assertion that Condoleezza Rice had no personal
relationship was true or not.
Richard Blow noted on the TomPaine.common sense
web site, there's already scuttlebutt in Washington
that Rice is a lesbian and the Post spokesperson's
crafty wording only amplified the rumor. "The tip-off
is the flack's curiously neutral phrasing, saying
'personal relationship' as opposed to, say, 'boyfriend.'"
the Post's executive editor, Leonard Downie
Jr., nicely evaded the gender question with this
announcement: "The Boondocks strip in question
commented on the private life of the national security
advisor and its relationship to her official duties
in ways that violated our standards for taste, fairness
and invasion of privacy."
Is that enough
from the Post screaming Condi is a dyke?
the crusading newspaper's ombudsman, Michael Getler.
Making his judgment call, Getler ruled the strips
should not have been cut. "I may need a refresher
course in sensitivity training, but I also found
the sequence of strips within the bounds of allowable
satire." The ombudsman also tapped daintily around
the, uh, subtext, noting the "strip ventures deeper
into some touchy territory."
I heard tosses more fuel on the fire: Condi's girlfriend
is on the coaching staff at Stanford. Yikes! Condi
with a butch babe. What a visual!
is a rug muncher, as national security adviser she
can keep this to herself. But as Sullivan indirectly
points out, the closet is not an option if she's
on the ticket a heartbeat away from the presidency.
that having a black woman on the ticket who announces
she's a lesbian would be a triple play for the Republicans.
Of course it could pose a small problem for the
tub-thumping Christian Rightists, or Bush's push
for a Constitutional amendment banning gay marriage....
I don't know,
but these questions should be kicked around in a
docu-porn. Somebody out there in EXOTIC-land, get