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xmag.com : October 2004 : The J-Mack Report

What up P-Town? It's ya homie Mack with another episode of Whatz Crackin'! In this month's column you'll get a chance to check out some of the pictures from my "Honey of the Month" contest. If you weren't there at the Safari Club you probably heard about it! It was definitely on and Crackin'! Big ups to all the honeys that entered the competition. In this article I'll also be giving props to some of my favorite bartenders around town. Much love also goes out to all my Libras celebrating birthdays! Yeahh!!!


First Up -- The Honey of the Month Contest

The Safari Club was jam-packed with partygoers eager to cheer for their favorite Honey. The competition began with ten beautiful ladies trying to become the next Honey of the Month. There were five celebrity judges who's job it was to narrow the field of contestants down to four. The ladies were judged on Stage Presence, Sex Appeal, Personality, and Overall View. After the final four were selected, the lively crowd decided the winner. Congratulations to Tori, who won the audience over with her unique display of pole tricks. She was NO JOKE! Make sure you're at the next Honey of the Month Contest! It takes place on October 24th at The Safari Show Club, located at 3000 S.E. Powell Blvd. All dancers are invited to enter the contest. Good luck and I'll see ya there!!!


Next Up -- Hey Bartender!!!

What would a nightclub, strip club, or restaurant be without a good ass bartender? These hard working individuals provide us with the juices we need to get our party on! In my opinion, bartenders have

one of the best jobs in the business. It also can be one of the most hectic jobs, depending on how busy the club is. They are some of the coolest people in any establishment, and the last people that you want to piss off! Having been in the entertainment business for over seventeen years, I've noticed that most bartenders take a great deal of pride in what they do! I've got to give a shout out to a few of them for the work that they do and the drinks that they make. Big ups to Mindi at the Safari Club; your Spanish Coffees definitely kick ass! Congratulations on your baby boy! Much love to Sally at the Hideaway for hooking me up with one of your Sally Specials! I need that recipe! To Josh down at the Level, man I was feelin' it so hard off those Lou Ferrignos (aka Incredible Hulks) that I left my wallet at the club. Thanks for findin' it, dogg! To all my bartending friends and waitresses around the entire city of Portland, keep up the good work, and I'm sure I'll see you soon... To all of you out there that appreciate a good drink, don't forget to TIP!!!


Until next month, y'all keep it Crackin'!!!

For event info, questions, or comments, reach me a whatzcrackin_J@hotmail.com


One Love,






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