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xmag.com : December 2004 : The J-Mack Report


Whatz Crackin' P-Town, Vancouver, and Salem? I hope that everybody had a good Thanksgiving!!! I'm still full, and hung over!!! Anyways, in this month's column, I'm keepin' it Hot!!! I will let you know where to get the hottest fashions for your holiday shopping, and I'll let you know where the flyest New Year's Eve party is going down at!!! There's also a new and very sexy lingerie shop in Portland that is real proper!!!




This party is the official Jump Off for 2005!!! It's strictly for the Who's Who of Portland, Vancouver, Beaverton, and Salem... You don't want to miss this one!!! It's taking place Friday, December 31st at the brand new VIPER ROOM, which is located at 720 SE Hawthorne St. The party starts at 8pm and goes until 5am!!! That's right, 5am baby!!! We will have the hottest DJ's and live special guest appearances, including Young Lyfe of Paperchase Records. The dress code is strictly upscale and semi-formal and will be strictly enforced!!! The Viper Room is one of Portland's nicest spots, from the club's staff to the décor!!! The New Year's Eve Party will be hosted by yours truly, and I hope to see you there!!! If for some reason you can't make it, I hope you all have a happy and safe New Year's!!! I'm out....


Next Up -- JARDIN


This is the name of Portland's newest lingerie shop. Since opening in August of this year, Jardin is already making a name for itself in the adult industry. I had a chance to talk with the owner of the shop, Jazmen, and she told me that what makes Jardin different is that "we have a laid back atmosphere that enables the gentlemen to hang out with the ladies before their show begins." She says that "both the management and the models want all clients to have a very memorable experience." If you haven't been there yet, you're in for a surprise!!! Soon as you walk in, this shop makes you feel as if you're somewhere in Europe. Its Italian slate tiles, the baby grand piano and the artwork all make for a very intimate setting. Jardin also has some of the largest show rooms that I've ever seen in a lingerie shop. Jazmen informed me that they have a lot of monthly specials going on, so make sure you check them out. The shop is located at 5427 SE 72 Ave. For more info, give them a call at (503) 777-1365. I wish lots of success to all the models and the management of Jardin. I'll see you at my New Year's Eve Party. Much love!!!

Who's Hot??? The Jeans Bar


If you're looking for the right place to get the right

gift for the right person in your life right now, head

on downtown to Portland's hottest fashion spot, the Jeans Bar!!! They specialize in providing you with quality service and some of the best European style clothing for both men and women!!! Right now the Jeans Bar has a huge special going on through Christmas. You can get up to 50% off of just about every item in the store. You can't beat that!!! Plus, they have styles of clothing that you don't see everywhere, and I dig that about the shop!!! The Jeans Bar is located at 314 SW 4th Ave. in the heart of downtown Portland. Make sure this holiday season that you pay a visit to the home of "Reversible Jeans." You can also check them out online at www.jeansbarpdx.com. Big ups to Walleed, X, Fatima, and the entire staff. I'll be back to buy that lamb skin jacket... I'm gone...


For questions or comments, holla at ya boyeee!!! whatzcrackin_J@hotmail.com


Until next month, y'all keep it crackin'!!!


One Love,










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