It’s on again, y’all! In this month’s
column, I’ll be letting you know
who got some heat for the fall and
wintertime. I will also tell you my
opinion on whatz sexy and what
ain’t! Some of you dancers really
need to peep that section! Plus the
Tat Cat Ken Keck is at it again! I
also got another fly Honey of
the Month! She’s a Senorita!
This is the title of Beyonce’s second solo album, and
believe me, this chick is even better than ever! Her first
single, “Déjà Vu,” is
well put-together with good
instrumentation as well as
her bomb-ass vocals.
Beyonce’s second single,
“Ring the Alarm,” shows her
passion for not wanting to
lose her man. I first heard
this track while watching
videos at the pad, and I must
say, she turned it up a notch
on this one! It’s a very powerful
track, and any woman
that’s ever had to fight for
her man can definitely relate
to this one. All I can say is,
Jay-Z is a lucky muthafucka! Beyonce also blew it up on the MTV
awards, rockin’ the trenchcoat with very little on underneath. Her
performance made some of the other female artists look like people
you might see auditioning for American Idol. She is in a
league of her own, and her new album “B’Day” proves it! Make
sure you pick this joint up.
Next Up...“ Nahhh, Baby!”
This is a phrase I’ve used under my breath far too long! I can’t
help saying it when I see a stripper or exotic dancer doing something
she ain’t got no business doing or ever trying to attempt. I’m
sure you have probably said it, too. For example, you’re at one of
the many strip clubs here in town and you see the next girl get
onstage. She immediately stomps her foot or kicks the hell out of
the wall to get attention. You’re thinking it was a gunshot or something.
You then see one or two people that feel sorry for her go to
her rack. Now she gets overly excited because somebody is at her
stage. She then attempts to do the rump shaker, but she really has
no rump to shake. Not just that—this chick ain’t even on beat!
“Damn, who hired her?” is what you’re probably wondering. Then
there are the ones that try to work the poles and can barely hold
themselves up. In my opinion, seduction is the key to being sexy!
Not scare tactics, dancing off-beat, or trying to kill yourself on the
pole. I must commend the honeys that do know how to present a
hot stage show. Keep on bringin’ it, mamas! Work what you got,
baby, and if you don’t have it, then please don’t work!
“Around the Town”
Last month I had the chance to go check out Young Dro
at the Roseland, and this cat threw down! I don’t think it
was as big a turnout as the promoter may have wanted,
but it was still a good show.
This Month on Thursday, October 12, I will be throwing
another “Big Phat Libra Joint” at the 720 Club for all my
Libra peeps! I will also be performing live. The club is located
at 720 SE Hawthorne. All Libras will get in free, and all
ladies are free until midnight. Plus 2-for-1 specials for
everybody. Dress fly, baby, and I’ll see you there!
Plus if you dig hip-hop and reggae, make sure you
check out Portland’s own Lifesavas, who will be opening
for Michael Franti and Spearhead on October 14th at
the Roseland Theater.
“Tat Man” Ken Keck
This cat is one of the best! He now
has a new digital tattoo device
that makes his work even better
and precise. He can use your own
designs, or he can design something
for you. Holla at him for the
hookup, and make sure to tell him Mack sent you to receive the
Honey of the Month
Congratulations to Tanya for being the October 2006 Honey of
the Month. This beautiful Hispanic young lady is one of the most
down-to-earth chicks I’ve met in a while! When it comes to hooking
up some homemade cuisines in the kitchen, this girl can throw
down! Big ups baby, and much love…
503girls.com is doing it real big
as Portland’s #1 adult website.
Make sure you log on and check it
out. Shout out to my man
Brian....Ken Keck, tattoo artist,
has the ink ready to hook you up!
Just hit his line for your appointment
at (360) 696-9020....Club
720 is featuring Ladies’ Night
every Thursday with DJ CMC and
hosted by yours truly, J.MACK. We
also love to play the music of our
Portland artists, so make sure to
bring it if you’ve got it!
Until next month, ya’ll keep it “Crackin’!”