due to the fact that the Ink-N-Pink 2001 finale takes
place on October 31st, we aren't able to tell you who
won since we're going to press 4 days before, but we can
share some featured highlights and thanks from the Mastermind
(correction...BrainDamaged) Producer of Ink-N-Pink.
packed the hell out of these places, scared the hell out
of their owners, but for some reason, they all want us
back again next year...right guys....Thanks to our venues:
Jacks, Jody's Bar and Grill, Cocktails and Dreams, The
Pallas Club, Solution, Doc's Bar and Grill, and Dante's
(Sheesh, do you think we coulda' whored this thing out
together a huge collection of talent such as this years
entertainers was truly an honor. you were all the best
this biz has to offer, and every one of you is always
gonna stay pink in my heart...Let's hear it for...
Ink-N-Pink 2000 - and still one sexy, tattooed Bitch...SAGE!
hardcore dependability squad of the Ink-N-Pink Tattooed
Dakota, Voltaire, Poison Ivy, Lady Lux, Lotus, Miss Amber
Lee, & Cheri.
performances by Safire and Circe Rose (You make me so
feature sets by Felony, Sin, Pandora, Lola, Tonic &
the Porcelain Twinz, Xero and Zen
McClintock and his disappearing-balloon-deep-throttling
may be amongst the top 20 coin magicians, but in Spooky's
book, I'd have to rank you as the number one coin flippin',
card swappin', tattoo gettin' illusionist I"ve ever seen.)
most photographed, over-exposed and invisible contestant
the retirement and the Mac! We'll miss you!)
kicked some serious ASS!!!
staff was absolutely awesome this year, and actually allowed
me to enjoy a moment or two of the events, Give it up
(You're still my favorite...sorry Sage.)
Exotic Dancers.com (Thanks for the sponsorship...but where
the hell were you guys...beating off online or something?)
Fucking Goad - America's angriest white male.
Lucky, and The Gods of Temple Tattoo.
Desta and the Goddesses of Adorned Beauty Art.
our sorcerer of sound (I swear dude, we're gonna' find
the bastard that stole that cordless mike, we believe
terrorists were involved.)
Carrisco (you know, that greasy guy wearin' all the gold
that came in at the end and took all our money. Seriously
though dude, couldn't have done it without you... and
that checkbook of yours.)
for wanting to get barbed-wire tattooed on his cock (As
of press time, Mr. Faillace had not yet accomplished this
and the Enforcer for designing some kick-ass ads once
again, (although I still want that ad with the monkey
and the monster truck.)
(a.k.a. Sage's Bitch, how the hell you put up with me
I'll never know, Love ya.)
(ummm...what can I say...?)
(thanks for your efforts, but you can't polish a turd...maybe
next year guys, with a real band.)
extra-special thanks for absolutely fuckin' nothin' award