means mouth. La Boca, located at the mouth of the Rio
de la Plata on the outskirts of Buenos Aires, is surely
one of the most unusual places I've ever been. When I
was there six years ago, I didn't get the same impression
of La Boca that my friend Eric did recently. I went there
simply to see and photograph one of the world's most colorful
and picturesque districts; but Eric, being the hot-blooded
horndog that he is, went there to troll for women.
is big in La Boca, and because it's such a bizarre-looking
place, artists congregate along Caminito Street to paint
the town--literally! According to Eric, this is the best
pick-up place in the whole country; but you have to at
least pretend to be interested in art if you plan on hooking
up with an artist. (Go ahead, buy some of their paintings;
they're ridiculously cheap, some are quite small and art
is a great way to lure women into your bedroom!)
is synonymous with romance. The Tango is dirty dancing
its best. Argentine women are totally hot, and according
to Eric, they're very liberal in the sack. La Boca is
a mixture of hippies and poor folks--both need to earn
money any way they can. Eric chatted up a local artist
as she was packing up her wares at the end of the day
and she invited him inside her La Boca apartment 'to look
around.' He admits to being horny as hell but equally
curious about what the interior of her apartment would
look like. Since most
people only see La Boca from the outside, this was a great
opportunity, right? He was cordial when he asked her if
she ever took in over-nighters for extra income. She was
a hot-looking babe so he offered her a good price (40
pesos) and ended up spending the night with her. He said
it was the best fuck he'd had in a long time. He's sure
all her neighbors heard everything; the walls are made
of corrugated metal.
you're not turned off by La Boca's shantytown conditions,
you're bound to get lucky. The woman told Eric that a
lot of the La Boca chicks fuck for money. It's no big
deal. Smile. Brandish cash. You'll get laid.
"She blew him
three times in a night with no
prompting whatsoever. And she was
waxed completely bare down
big break came when she asked him where he preferred to
sleep and offered him the choice of her small, lumpy (but
very tempting) bed or a blanket on the floor.
her was easy," he said. Apparently she was aching to blow
him--she blew him three times in a night with no prompting
whatsoever. And she was waxed completely bare down below.
He was surprised that a woman living in poverty-like conditions
would have such a smooth landing strip. The woman knew
how to work it...Eric craves raunch and she didn't disappoint
him and she didn't ask him to condomize. She was very
philosophical about it all and explained that living in
La Boca is expensive and a girl has to do whatever it
takes. It seems to be the prevailing attitude there.
artists. So free and easy. Trust me on this one--La Boca
is a great place for sex!
you fly directly into Buenos Aires, you'll land at Ezeiza
International Airport, which is about 35 miles outside
of town. To get to La Boca from just about anywhere, take
a taxi or micro bus (called a 'collectivo') and tell the
driver. "Caminito, por favor."
are cheap now at about $750 R/T on United. The peso and
the US dollar are about even. No visa required, just a
passport. Adios, baby.