Oh! The allure of insertion!... Yes!, now that the world knows Monica Lewinsky has shoved a cigar up her swat, the erotic, nasty, mischevious appeal of non-penis penetration has come to public light. No matter if you are the giver, receiver, or both, we all know the fantasy and reality of sticking things in is not new and not unusual!
We are all familiar with common inserters such as butt plugs, vibrators, carrots, hair brushes, broom handles, candles, cucumbers, sausages, and etc. However, probably the most popular and realistic toy is the infamous DILDO!!!!!! Charmed! Dildos are basically an artificial penis. They are manufactured to fit into the mouth, vagina, or asshole. Usually they act as an aid to masturbation. Let me stress again, dildos are not new. The Bible makes references to artificial penises, and early records of dildos date back to ancient Egypt and Greece. Charmed!!! Indeed, it was quite common for French troops to give dildos to their wives before going off to war as masturbatory aids.
Today people can purchase their own dildos at adult stores or by mail order. They come in a variety of sizes, shapes, colors, and textures. Dildos that come in the shape of an actual penis complete with a scrotum are called Godemiches. Some dildos have a flexible shaft that can rotate to produce external clitoral stimulation. Dildos are a favorite toy of dominatrixes who have their pets or slaves fetch the dildo and then present it to them in their mouths as part of a humiliation scene.
In my worldly ways and travels, I have discovered that the Japanese have invented a type of dildo that slips over the penis and releases fluid at the crucial moment! OOOOOOO!!! I am very attached to and familiar with my dildo. And I bet you are with yours. Often times, things we like we like to share. If sharing and passing around your dildo is something you are inclined to do, let me remind you to put condoms on dildos. If the condom breaks, clean the dildo with nonoxynol 9 after it has been washed in warm soapy water. Only water-based lubricants are safe on the condom because oil dissolves the sheath of sensuality!
A recent voice mail message I received asked me about Ben Wa Balls, so here goes: Ben Wa Balls are made of steel and either chrome or gold plated. Two of these are inserted in a womans vagina to produce titillation throughout the day. Women also say they produce added pleasure during intercourse. Ben Wa Balls are constructed so that one has a hollow center containing mercury that resonates with friction and movement Others act as bells to add music to the sex act. Can you imagine having an orgasm and hitting a high note at the same time!!!! I personally am a screamer during orgasm so even the most dramatic of cadence would be muffled out!
Ultimately Snickers (Snatch-lady) LaBarr wants to remind you: Your holes are your own. . .be proud. . . be safe. . .. be sensual. . .and stick whatever will fit up them . .As they say, there is a fine line between pain and pleasure!!! OOOOOOO.
Snickers LaBarr (503) 727-2491 Correction: In last months column, I said the new all-male sex club is named XS. Actually it is named: XES!!! (Obviously SEX spelled backward.) Sorry!