To fuck. . .or not to fuck?. . .That is the question. I think most people will agree it is pretty natural to want to fuck! Not everyone wants to fuck the same thing, the same way, or even as often as others; however, we all generally want to fuck!!! Charmed! So what does one do when there is not an available partner to participate in your particular expression of this activity? Well, of course, you visit a Whore House!!!!! Woof! Woof! Whore Houses are also called Brothels, Bordellos, Houses of Prostitution, Red Light Districts, Flower Boats, even Floating Hog Ranches. Which I will explain later.
Most of my readers are probably aware of the Mustang Ranch, Bunny Ranch, Cherry Patch, and the Salt Wells Villa Ranch. All are modern day well-publicized brothels in the prostitution-legal state of Nevada. Okay, I better interject right here that I do support legal prostitution. Which could be a whole other column in and of itself! However, the purpose of this column is to satisfy the culturally-hungry with a look at the variety and unique history of Humping Houses!
In the past it was common for bordellos to be funded and run by the government, business investors, prostitutes, and in some instances religions!!! 00000!! (Maybe that is how the phrase Bible Bangers originated??? Just-a-thought!!) Greeks and Romans had many bordellos. Some of these hosted intense orgies not unlike Marquis DeSade or Caligula.
The Chinese were infamous for their own style of Pleasure Palaces. Technically, they were called Hoa-Things of Flower Boats. Within these large floating vessels, one could indulge in drugs (mostly opium), drinks, delectable meals, and beautiful young girls. The girls were often purchased from desperate parents and used as prostitutes. Some of the higher class Flower Boats had professional musicians continually playing background music.
The American West eventually developed their own primitive version of Flower Boats. These were called FLOATING HOG RANCHES. The madams, while traveling West with their girls would purchase boats and conduct business from various rivers while en route to their destinations. Many madams adorned their boats to look very elaborate. (Quite honestly I would not be surprised if some of the first Madams were Drag Queens. Especially due to the garish and ostentatious decorating and furnishings. I say that lovingly.)
As with most businesses, bordellos have a basic protocol or code of conduct that customers must follow. Usually the titillating event begins with a client selecting a partner. The customer sometimes has conversations with several prostitutes before making a final choice. After selection, they negotiate which fantasy the prostitute is willing to perform and for what price. Next, money is exchanged and there is a visual inspection of the male genitalia. Once the sex act is over, they can talk about having more time, leave, merely take a break, or choose another partner.
Nowadays, if the desire to do more is there, but the dong-of-delight will not perform, just pop a Viagra from your travel bag and pretty soon you can shoot the moon once again!!! Charmed! So until next time, this is Snickers (Snatch-Lady) Labarr saying fill your life with love and laughter!!! Also mix a little technology and pornography, and check out my website: www.labarr.com. Voice mail: (503)727-2491