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Primate Studies (An Exotic Online Xtra)
Letters
Girlfriend Remote
Videos
Last month’s
lengthy column postponed printing rex’s readers responses.
Some “Pornos” fans woke up from their winter slumber
and took rex’s challenge to get involved in their porno
community. In exchange for their emailed queries, selected
for webprint this month, the following two readers walked
off with all the pornos they could carry—liberated
from their captivity down in debasement (AKA the “Real”
zone). On to the email.
R.B.
It seams (sic) like you don’t even
like watching these movies so why do you do it? Is it the
money or some kind of frinje (sic) benifit (sic), like pussy.
(heh, heh)
K.G.B..
Dear K.G.B.
I do it for the viagra™, and for my cuntry,
but most of all, as my punishment for being born. Besides,
it could be worse: I could be a TV critic, or, a corporate
rock music critic forced to listen to every track of all
the shitty CD’s that come in the mail. In truth, I’m
grateful, with or without the pussy.
Mr. Breathes:
Do you jerk-off while reviewing these videos
or do you keep that as a separate deal. I want to know,
because I think it would be great to get paid to jerk off
to these videos, and I bet you get to meat (sic) some of
the starz? If you ever need any help, let me know.
John Q.
Mr. Q:
Although I am ambidexterous, writing with
my right hand and jerking off with my left, I prefer to
keep writing and jerking off as separate, yet equal activities.
Thanks for your offer of help; I think I’ve got the
jerking off part covered.
Send your comments to rexbreathes@hotmail.com.
If your letter is printed, you get to walk off with all
the pornos and pizza! you can
carry in your grimey little hands. Pizza supplied by Dante’s
Caffe Italiano. Bellissima, baby.
Click on this button for your free
Girlfriend Remote
View a few slices of this month’s porno
pie. All this xtra stuff going on here at Exotic Online
that’s not in the regular old magazine, this’ll
be our dirty little secret. Shhh.
Clip from this month's feature, Personal
Trainer Sluts, Courtesy and © VCA
Pictures:
1.9 MB Download
Cinepac Compressed AVI w. MP3 sound
From the twisted genius of Kris Kramski,
Provided by and © Sin
City Films/Sin
City Video, we present the following clips:
Clip from Kramski's Chloe:
2.1 MB Download
Cinepac Compressed AVI w. MP3 sound
Clip from Kramski's Models:
2.4 MB Download
Cinepac Compresed AVI w. MP3 sound
[Webmaster's Note: These videos
use MP3 compressed audio tracks. To hear the sound, make
sure you have the latest version of Windows Media Player
(Windows 98, 95, or NT) or Quicktime (Mac). If you're viewing
from Linux or UNIX, you're way cool but I don't know what
to view AVIs with, because, not having an X-term, I always
use UNIX from the command line.]
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