A little sequel of sorts to last month’s entry, I figured I’d continue this thread for any poor, young, stupid musicians looking to the local titty mag for career advice. I did not title this one "The Dos and Don’ts of DIY Recording" since, ultimately, my advice would be no one cares...

Zodiac signs are one of those things that half of the humans know nothing about and don’t care to, because to them, it’s a pointless shit show of online psychics trying to tell you who to date and who to stay away from—all because of how some stars were aligned eons ago...

Last month, I gave you some pointers for how to properly conduct yourselves when you go to a strip club. One article wasn’t nearly enough space to point out the creative ways people find to fuck up and act a fool...so this month, I’ve provided a few more ways a lot of y’all need to clean up your act

We’ve all gotten sick at least once in our lives. If you haven’t, you’re probably some kind of mutant and should be studied. From tiny colds to horrible cancers, there’s a galaxy of illnesses out there, and truth be told (no matter what they say about colds and flu building up your immune system), we don’t want anything to do with them—no matter how insignificanty...