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Carnal Knowledge

"Headin' down the freeway, adjust the cruisin' power

The state-trooper clocked me at 90 miles an hour.

It wasn't me.

No, no sheriff,

it wasn't me.

Yeeaaaaa, must have been some other Buddy,

No, no sheriff,

it wasn't me."

 

Okay, first of all, it wasn't me who wrote this column last month.

Really. I didn't.

I was in LA and the Exotic boyz, pranksters that they are, thought it would be funny to have someone else write the column since I didn't email it like I promised. So all that was written, was not written by me.

And anybody who really knows me could tell it wasn't my style.

Too cocky.

Too funny.

So, to clear up some misconceptions from last month:

 

1) Goad doesn't beat women (anymore) ...

2) Viva doesn't blow guys in public (often)...

3) People who work at Dante's don't all need penicillin (except maybe Gator)...

And 4) I still adore Darklady and Gary Aker...

 

And, like I would ever drive my Alfa Romeo all the way down

to LA... Hell no, while I was down there, I was rollin' in a giant, metallic black 2004 Chevrolet Blazer. All the better to run over any Portland-jackshack-owner-cum-Hollywood-nightclub-owner who is so busy stealing ideas from me that they can't pay their bills back home...

So before I spend another evening with martinis and Sin-ahhhhtra... Then rub cucumbers and Good-N-Plentys all over my crotch and log onto Friendster... I just wanted to set the record straight.

Besides, as much as I enjoy a beautiful pair of breasts just as much as any other guy, everyone knows I'm an ass-man...

 

"I met a German girl in England who was going to school in France.

Said we'd get to Mississippi

at an Alpha Kappa dance.

It wasn't me.

No, no babe, it wasn't me.

Aahhh, it must have been some other Buddy,

No, no child, it wasn't me."

­Chuck Berry / George Thorogood & The Delaware Destroyers

 

 

 

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